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well since no one else is going to perform this vital public service here are some reviews of the top ten gun violins on google, by a violist who has shot a gun like twice.

3/10. strings seem to disappear and there are no tuning pegs. impossible to aim as a gun because violin body gets in the way. 3 points for classic black finish, never goes out of style for murders at the symphony.

0/10. same aiming problem as the last one and with strings that short the sound you produce will kill people on its own so why have a gun. also seems to be cut like you’re supposed to shoulder-mount it like a rocket launcher, which is a terrible idea with this kind of gun.

6/10. looks like they’ve gone for an electric violin which is a great choice! it fits the aesthetic and you don’t need to worry about the instrument body this way. heavy, but the weight is concentrated near the chin so should be fine for short sessions. tuning pegs are directly in the firing line so using the gun destroys the violin, only fire as a last resort.

2/10. not fit for either purpose. stupid fake gun gets in the way of the bow, and there’s no sound chamber at all. plus, where do you even put your shoulder. 2 points because I guess you could put it on your wall as a weird art piece.

8/10. finally someone is thinking this through! the retractable barrel and folding fingerboard offer good flexibility and the bridge even doubles as a handy iron sight! needs to be de-strung to fire, so limited on-the-fly mode switching.

1/10. firing the guns will absolutely annihilate the scroll but you might as well because it would have terrible sound anyway. 1 point for thinking of left-handed violinists for once.

-4/10. not even a gun, just a violin that lets you scope the audience for dramatic effect.

5/10. useful if you want to shoot yourself and the conductor at the same time, which is frequently a mood.

6/10. he a little confused, but he got the spirit. technically works as both weapon and instrument but be VERY careful putting it under your chin if you haven’t unloaded the bolt.

-100000/10 what the fuck

WHAT!!!!

cant stop thinking about this video

United State of Pop 2020 (Something to Believe In) by DJ Earworm

If you need a reason to vote for Kamala

being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

he’s literally pregnant coded

My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail

But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush

So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.

We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked

I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that

To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again

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Shoutout to my old tumblr crushes who ran away from this place forever ago. I have no idea who you are, today, but I hope you’re well

Reblog to blow prev’s back out

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

I did not want to have to make this post, but sometimes we have to do uncomfortable things.

Hey everyone, it’s Adam. There’s really no way to beat around the bush on this. I am in desperate need of financial help. I lost my job on September 10, 2024 and have been unable to secure work since then. I have applied to nearly 65 jobs and have only heard back from one, which unfortunately did not even result in an interview. I filed for unemployment, allegedly qualified, but have been denied payments for every week I’ve claimed it thus far. I am now at the point where not only can I not feed myself, but my bills are not getting paid due to the lack of funds in my bank account. As it stands, I am negative about -$130 in my account with even more bills coming out. I may have found work at my previous job, but they have been dragging their feet on whether or not they will actually let me come back. If I can be perfectly honest, I’ve never been more scared in my life than I am right now. Anything you can give to help me out is appreciated, I think the rough goal of how much I need to actually raise is probably somewhere near $800, but if I can just get my account out of the negatives I’d be happy. If you can’t donate, please just share this so I can get as many eyes on it as possible.

Someone needs to come over and use me

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Times change…

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

I've graduated from war criminal to terrorist