I've Graduated From War Criminal To Terrorist

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

Let's make a color!

Inspired by that one tumblr blue™ post

reblog for sample size!

A new special breed called "Parakeeterriers." The breed is especially known for its high pitched screech-like bark, bright colors, and grooming techniques. You'll never have to worry about giving these dogs a bath or taking them outside for walks!

What breed are these

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me