A New Special Breed Called "Parakeeterriers." The Breed Is Especially Known For Its High Pitched Screech-like

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

Do not turn on the sound

Grindr? But I hardly know 'er! 🤣

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