I Don’t Take Hints You Gotta Hit Me Upside The Head

sys culture is "i would NOT fucking say that"

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*my hands are braced against the side of a building as I'm getting patted down by cops* Oh that? That's my pocket paprika. For my emergency hard-boiled egg. You know, an emergency hard-boiled egg? It's like Paddington's marmalade sandwich except it's an egg. It's in the other pock--yeah, there it is.

It genuinely freaks me out how easily I forget stuff

A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

I’ll never matter to people the way they matter to me and it will never stop hurting

i love them so much, all of them

every little bit and piece of them

it's all so perfect

i want them to be in my life forever and ever

they mean everything to me

they are the best thing in my life

they are so special and amazing

i am going to grow old with them

i love them to death chat

how can someone be so absolutely wonderful?

why do i feel rejected so easily

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel