In helluva boss au Tommy is Loona dream messes with quackity so he will be moxxi but closer in personality to his character on the dsmp he will be the sane one and his lover sapnap is Millie he is closer to his youtuber irl self and is on very good terms with dream and is the most supportive out of there group
Helluva Boss with Dream as Blitzo and Tommy works for him?
Would Tommy be Loona, Moxxi, or Millie?
A word about the theory that ranboo is the past time traveler I theorize ranboo was the time traveler and that the overseer’s got attached to him witch is why they are very possessive of Karl and want the new time traveler to spend more time with them they are projecting onto him and fighting over him like parents fighting over a child in a custody battle bad talking each other to Karl and warning Karl to not trust the other there’s also the detail that the the time traveler some how effects the appearance of the two worlds so I’m thinking that that works both ways and the other world affects the appearance of the time traveler witch would explain why he is split down the middle and the colors that are on the sides are black and red and white and green
GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
First things first tiny tom is a girl and a little bit bratty
she is one of those kids that is obsessed with the idea of a fairy tale happily ever after and when she was abandoned she latched on to that idea and like Jimmy she has a depressing tally board to count the days her goal has not been reached but instead of it being for a train to be build it’s for the days of her not getting her idealized Prince Charming
She admires gem because she is a princess and just like her dads she has delusions about having authority and power so she’s very bossy to the annoyance of everyone plus her father is a god so it’s really bad
she inherited jimmy’s rigid morals and dislike of disrespect and ability to pick her self up
she inherited Joel’s expensive taste and god like strength and patience she doesn’t do things in halves
She loves her brother Hermes but is such a textbook annoying little sister that she manages to be the only that has ever driven the sweet Hermes to loose his patience
They had a very bad first meeting when she found she had a brother she got together a “contract’ and wanted Hermes to agree to unreasonable demands like letting her use his stuff or something like that
Don’t be mistaken Hermes loves her to but there relationship is not the best because he’s obviously the favorite of Joel and he inherited more god powers still she got super strength and is very much capable of picking up both her dads
When she’s older like in her tweens she started to look for parents and it was then she was told who they where
So She went to meet them and when she met Joel it wasn’t good he told her to go back to where she was and when she got pissed he pointed her towards Jimmy so she would take her complains to him instead
Jimmy agreed to let her stay and is very strict but she is the stereotypical bratty daughter so as you can imagine they bicker o lot she also has super strength which makes disciplining her very difficult
she hates living in tumble town because it’s dirty and she has to do dirty chores she longs to live in stratos but She doesn’t have a roof over her head there and because she still wants to connect to her dads she stays in tumble town
whenever Joel comes he gives her random gifts to piss off jimmy and she worships the ground joel walks on because she is desperate for his approval but she doesn’t respect her other dad who hops from underestimating and babying her to showing disapproval whenever she does something childish
Jimmy try’s to be a dad but the last time he saw her she was a kid and he missed a lot
over time they do get close but jimmys has a lot to learn and toms got a lot of maturing to do before she gets the picture
I love the bad boys and how they tell everyone that they’re bad boys but end up coming across as trying to hard and i already have ideas to start I’m imagining them as going over the top with the bad boy image they what so they dress in over the top edgy bad boy clothes
Joel street punk/rocker wearing a leather jacket with a lot of spikes and pockets also cool sunglasses “given” to him by bdubs which bdubs got from gems sun cult also baggy pants that are just jimmys that he unnecessarily knifed in front of him for fun saying it was for style
Inspiration Danny from grease and Sam from Danny phantom
Jimmy pastel goth/scene kid he dyed his hair neon blue because I saw a picture of him with blue hair and he asked Scott for the teal dye he wears fingerless gloves that he cut himself he’s very proud of that and skinny jeans which are just Joel’s but they don’t fit and on his fist are truly a absurd number of bracelets
Inspiration Neighthan Rot from monster high and avril lavigne
Grian he chose Victorian goth/steam punk but he didn’t feel like going out of his way so he got some suspenders and a ruffled shirt also stole scars top hat and some inventor goggles he swiped from a hermit because there is no shortage of mad scientist types on hermit craft and he called it a day
Inspiration Entrapta from she ra Ciel Phantomhive from black butler
Man-eating sirens have plagued these waters for as long anyone can remember. Now, as you sail across the ocean with your crew, siren songs begin to entrance everyone on board. In a desperate move to save the others, you try something no one else has tried before; you sing along with them.
Here is the comic series I promised with my last post!
Part 1/4
Part 2 will be neurological explanations,
Part 3&4 will be actual tips and tricks!
Please know that I’m not intentionally withholding the next parts, they’re just not finished yet and making this series takes so much time. So much Layouting to not make all this info a wall of text! That being said I hope I can upload part 2 next week to my patreon
I think there floating is cool people don’t really dwell on it they make a chicken or falling with style joke then move on but I think there floating works kinda like drowning it’s an instinct you can’t drown on purpose because of evolution it’s fascinating
the fact that sir pentious manifested in a room with sera and Emily instead of the gates makes me think he is something more than a regular angel
I think he’s a saint I don’t know how someone becomes a saint but I want to call him saint pentious
So I remember it was said somewhere that the emperor’s are people that devoted themselves to the land and in return the land made it so they had infinite lives and the ability to build and had access to big portable inventories and could directly contact the other emperor’s it makes so much sense it explains why a lot of the emperor’s aren’t even rulers
This makes me interested in jimmy who is a sheriff of a town with no citizens but still was made the emperor and maintains the land even Though when you think about it he seems like a questionable choice for emperor so i wonder what the requirements are
when jimmy took a bed out of his inventory the old sheriff was shocked and asked where it came from that combined with his being trapped for so long when he could have just made himself loose his hearts and respawn somewhere else makes me think he wasn’t a emperor
The lack of clarity on the requirements makes me worried for jimmy he has Terrible diplomatic relations with the other empires and that might have been ok if the reason for it was to focus on other things in tumble town that took priority but instead The reason is he’s getting into disagreements and making enemies he is doing worse than nothing he is hindering the advancement of The land setting them back and adding to that most of the stuff in town wasn’t even built by him and building from what I can gather is one of the most important responsibilities of an emperor
I think in the eyes of the semi sentient mesa he’s hanging by a thread his being the only person who lives there and his absolute devotion to tumble town is probably the only reason he’s still got the connection
Going back to what I said about the old sheriff since he wasn’t an emperor then that must mean that the land didn’t approve of his very questionable methods and those are the same questionable methods he advised Jimmy to use and jimmy has taken the lessons to heart we know he is going to implement those methods and that just might be the straw that breaks the camels back
My prediction is that this storyline is leading up to the end of season 2 season 1 ended when jimmy accidentally caused the destruction of most of the empires including his own which resulted in him loosing his title so In contrast season 2 jimmy will lose his title and lose his mind as a result he will rage and seek revenge to focused on his plan to destroy the other empires that he doesn’t think about what happens after he succeeds so this time he intentionally causes the destruction of the empires and like last time lives to regret it
bonus points if fwhip also plays a part like in season 1 it would make sense for fwhip to be there because he and jimmy’s stories this season are so intertwined just like before
I feel bad for the sheriff and the codfather and whoever comes next the pattern has made it’s self known even in empires a smp where no one gets a permanent happy ending and each season ends in tragedy only to be reborn and repeated again and again it’s jimmy that gets the short end of the stick doomed to end the world and start off the next season
I think that lev and alisa would love to watch next top model and project runway together that’s why there so close maybe he would make his own clothes because nothing in the store fit him I think the hiabas areJewish
Because I am in no way prepared for the outcome of the Nekoma vs Fukurodani match, I’ve decided to distract myself with some cutsie headcannons for hobbies the boys from Nekoma have.
Kozume Kenma of course has his video games, and if he looks away from the game when you’re talking that means he considers you important, you should feel very very special.
Kurro Tetsuro scrapbooks. His mom got him into it when he was younger and how he can’t stop. He has whole albums of weird scrapbooks all over his house. He started a volleyball one and is constantly taking pictures of the team and trying to pick out construction paper backgrounds that match each person’s personality. Kenma thinks he’s a nerd.
Yaku Morisuke is a coupon-er. He has thousands upon thousands of coupons for anythign and everything. If they go out one night after practice he will without a doubt have a coupon for whatever it is they’re eating and he will use it. Savings King.
Haiba Lev plays the piano. He’s actually very good, his sister taught him when he was little, and he plays whenever he can. Durring practice, when he’s on the bench, he’ll move his fingers across his knees like he’s playing unconsciously.
Yamamoto Taketora is into Do It Yourself books. He brings one to practice every day and says that he can totally build whatever it is and bitches about other builder’s workmanship. He actually built nice new shelves for the locker room and brings it up all the time.
Kai Nobuyuki is amazing at calligraphy. He never took lessons or anything he’s just naturally skilled at it. The coach leaves him in charge of making any posters they need and Kurro makes him write fake love letters for Tora.
Fukunaga Shohei knits. A lot. Whenever they’re on a long bus ride or at training camp he will knit. The others like to tease him and make fun of him, except Kenma who doesn’t care. He made Kenma fuzzy socks since his feet are unnaturally cold. Everyone else is jealous.
Inuoka So can juggle. His record is eight items and he likes to show off all the time. Tora likes to throw in an extra item just to make him freak out and drop everything on his head.
Shibayama Yuki does magic tricks. He can do a lot of them, and he always shows off at training camp in front of the other team. He once set fire to Lev, his eager assistant.
I don’t want Fukurodani or Nekoma to lose. Can’t they both win and live happily ever after? Please!
In my au bbh is like ginger bread house the son of the candy witch
He loves to bake sweets but nobody wants to eat them because his heritage makes them scared to try any
One day Skeppy needed some pies for a prank he was going to pull so he went to bbh for help but didn’t tell bbh what he was going to use them for
So when the prank happened bbh was angry because he was lied to and was told that they would be eaten and enjoyed
Skeppy felt kinda guilty for how he hurt bbhs feelings so he made up for it like only Skeppy could
by impersonating someone and holding a baking contest then going back to bbh and convincing him to give Skeppy a second chance and getting him to make his specialty muffins
He entered the contest as someone else with bbhs muffins and won
Bbh was embarrassed and even more angry then before because he was fooled for a second time and Skeppy took the credit for bbhs hard work but then Skeppy did something that surprised bbh he told everyone the truth
Everyone loved his cooking so much that they forgot there fear bbh cried and from that day onwards he and Skeppy were inseparable best friends just like how they became friends irl