Mike Crew And Simon Fairchild Meet Once On An Airplane And It Goes Like This

season 1 of the penumbra podcast

announcer: detective steel was just about to be literally murdered

*knocking* *screaming*

announcer: what luck! it sounds like he’s in

comic based on my CRITICAL mishearing of a specific line in episode 147 that has haunted my brain ever since

Manifesting this for the finale

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

Is it possible that all of the funniest quotes from the podcast are characters blatantly refusing to obey the poor archivist?

First Michael hitting Jonathan with the:

"LET HER GO!"

"...No???"

I can just imagine Michael adding a good: "Why the fuck would I do that, Archivist? :)"

Then Salesa giving Johnathan a taste of mortality after a while he kept using his newfound powers????

Amaizing, 10/10 (I'm going to admit that all was made a 200% better with Martin's little snort while laughing)

EVERYONE LOOK HERE, THIS DESERVES SO MANY LIKES AND VIEWS

Also, yeah, spoilers for mag200

TMA x Villain(빌런) feat. @worldformula

So, um, I know Breekon's an eldritch being and a villain...

But

He has just lost his other half and I'm sad because of it.

what the heck does “bloody fruit shop owner” even mean

So, I just begun listening to the Magnus Archives Podcast; and even if I could stay here hours to talk about how much I love it already, I'm here to be my dumbass self:

I'm here to talk about the episode 16: "Arachnophobia"

The first thing you gotta know about why I feel like this about this episode, is that I'm in no way shape or form arachnophobic; I love spooders with all my heart and to me, they're only the arachnid equivalent of the danger noodles (which I also love, but I'm not here to talk about this).

Second thing is that when I'm scared, I try to empathize with the villain and not the protagonist of the horror I'm watching, or in this case, listening to.

In this Episode, Carlos Vittery explains how he moved to this flat to find the thing he had been fleeing from: spiders.

But tell me, just tell me, that I wasn't the only one to think how good must've felt the spider the second Carlos saw him on the TV screen.

I just imagine Carlos trying to grasp at his sanity while this little shit just makes fortnite dances on his tv screen, while giving him a metaphorical middle finger.

Valentine's Day's approaching and I'm no closer to finding love:

But whatever it is, I hope it's going to be like whatever Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood have going on.

(Before any of you say it: No, I don't mean the apocalypse.)