Season 1 Of The Penumbra Podcast

So, Sengoku was teaching some cool lore to new recruits and this fucker comes in?

Sakazuki Akainu, go away before I do something I might regret and let Mr. Sengoku finish his PowerPoint presentation.

EpISOdE 154 dEsTRoYed mY pOoR JOnMaRTin HeART

Stop doing this to me, boys. Please, I beg you, oh eldritch entities, let them be happy.

Another very dumb TMA AU/fic prompt.

I’ve seen fics where Elias’s next planned body is Tim and I just had the thought that if this was the case then Elias would need to set up paper trial and everything saying Tim’s the next head of the institute.

So what if Elias accidentally gets knocked into a coma or something (to busy plotting his next evil speech in his head and falls down the stairs or something dumb like that) and he’s out of it so they check to see whose in charge next…and it’s TIM.

No one knows why, Sasha, Jon and Martin are going out of their mind because Tim? He picks Tim? What? Why?

Tim also very confused but just decides to roll with it.

This leads to either A) Tim finding out about all the fears and everything and archive crew stopping everything from happening and saving the day or

B) Tim doesn’t find out but somehow still manages to stop everything! Just through sheer dumb luck, weird business choices (most of which are part of his scheme to set Martin and Jon up so he can win the betting pool) ect.

Just no one finding out about any of fears but still stopping all of them.

The Lukases can’t interfere because Tim is so social he scares them.

Once Elias wakes up he sees hundreds of years of planning fucked up by Tim.

Elias: HOW COULD YOU NOT STOP HIM??

Peter: HE JUST KEPT TALKING ABOUT KAYAKING! RETREAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.

I was digging around TF2 sound files and I thought these were pretty cute so I compiled them. Rare sound files that are sometimes used in-game when Miss Pauling gives you a contract.

Jon was raised by his grandmother, and seems like he was always a bit of an old soul. Probably talked a lot like a old fashioned gentleman.

It seems that people were annoyed by his questions, but Jon also really enjoys hearing answers! He wants to learn from people, hear their stories. He will sit and listen to what you want to say.

This is a very particular type of child, and Jon probably got on far better with older adults than his peers. What I’m saying is that the grandmothers in Bournemouth loved him.

Jon was probably just so cute! A tiny little gentleman that wants to talk to you for hours and listens carefully to your stories. Jon probably learned skills from them too. Just imagine tiny Jon squinting down at fabric, carefully stitching, then proudly holding it up for inspection.

Once every few months a flock of little old ladies on a trip to London come into the Magnus Institute and herd Jon away for lunch.

Tim makes a joking comment about Jon and there’s just a flurry of “how could you say that about such a nice young man!” And Jon’s just smirking behind them.

On the way out the others hear them asking about interpersonal Institute drama and Jon is like “oh your not going to believe this...” Because people know that Jon doesn’t care about gossip and will say anything around him. Actually, Jon loves knowing things but he’s using his reputation to get the juiciest stuff to share. And you know the ladies have shocking and amazing gossip as well.

how many times will i upload murdoc saying mbmbmbmbmbah 

The Magnus Archives continues to be a romantic comedy.

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An animated sequence inspired by a JonMartin post by @archivistbot

Jon and Martin are sat down, Martin with his arms wrapped around Jon's shoulders and Jon in his lap.

Jon is a bespectacled skinny Indian man who is wearing a puffy-sleeved blouse and long skirt., while Martin is a fat white man in a cozy turtleneck and who is also wearing spectacles.

Captioned next to him is the word "It's..." as he lifts his hands in a shrug-like gesture. He then pauses and brings his left finger to rest under his nose, thinking. After the hesitation, he continues with his palms open for emphasis "...hard to put into WORDS how it feels...", and drifts off as he dips his head in shy laughter. He looks up endearingly at Martin, who has rested his cheek on Jon's head, eyes closed and a contented smile spread across his face. Jon rests his left hand on Martin's arm, still hugging onto him, and closes his eyes to savour the moment as he says "...to be in Love.".

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"I have to say it's...it's wonderful."

I Did!! A Thing!!!

I saw @archivistbot's post and decided to animate it to pass the dread hours. Here's some fluff before the final blow.

Good luck to all of us.

Manifesting this for the finale

I was expecting a quiet little episode, AND I GOT SIMON FUCKING FAIRCHILD-

I already loved the concept of an old man flying out planes for fun... Hearing him interact with people, FUCK.

I love his character already... I can't say I'm disappointed.