I Think Its Funny When One Of My Mutuals Makes A Post Like "comics Are Pretty Great, You Should Try Reading

i think its funny when one of my mutuals makes a post like "comics are pretty great, you should try reading comics!" and people start shitting their pants in the comments because their moms were killed by a pack of wild comics in front of them as a babe and they cant read comics now because of the trauma. or whatever. Like you could just keep not reading comics. nobody's forcing you. + they're always addicted to batcest or poolverine too its hysterical like youre in our house

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1 year ago

also. have you ever watched/read Scott Pligrim? because the idea of Hal having to fight Bruceโ€™s seven evil exes has been consuming me

A redraw of a screenshot from Scott Pilgrim Takes Off but Scott and Ramona are replaced with Hal Jordan and Bruce wayne respectively. Hal stands on the left, a red solo cup clenched in his hand as he looks nervously at Bruce. Bruce is on the right, also holding a red solo cup but like a normal person and giving Hal a curious look.

Ahem. Yeah. I might like Scott Pilgrim. And while the seven evil exes are fun (and we all know Bruce has enough of them to make it happen) please consider:

A redraw of a Scott Pilgrim comic panel, but with Hal Jordan and Bruce Wayne. The first panel is a close up of Hal who has his eyebrows raised in a puzzled expression as he says "So, okay... I have to fight-". The second panel is zoomed out to reveal Bruce, who Hal has his arm around. Bruce says "Impress." and then Hal says "-Impress your seven overprotective children if I want to keep dating you?"
3 months ago
Saw This Post And Couldn't Help Myself. Everyone Point And Laugh At Him
Saw This Post And Couldn't Help Myself. Everyone Point And Laugh At Him
Saw This Post And Couldn't Help Myself. Everyone Point And Laugh At Him
Saw This Post And Couldn't Help Myself. Everyone Point And Laugh At Him
Saw This Post And Couldn't Help Myself. Everyone Point And Laugh At Him

saw this post and couldn't help myself. everyone point and laugh at him

thank you @theofficialdailyplanet

2 months ago

more eddie ๐Ÿซถ

More Eddie ๐Ÿซถ

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6 years ago
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Midnighter and Apollo (Comics), Midnighter (Comics), Grayson (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Apollo/Midnighter Characters: Apollo (DCU), Midnighter, Tony (DCU), Dick Grayson, Tiger (DCU), Helena Bertinelli Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Hurt/Comfort, Brainwashing, Child Abuse Summary:

Midnighter leans back, crossing his arms. "Apollo and I specialise in punching people. Hard. And we've been told you have someone who needs punching."

This chapterโ€™s mostly just domestic fluff with a smidge of angst. I thought it was time after all the stuff Iโ€™ve been putting the bois through.


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2 weeks ago

best part about comic tumblr is that it is the only fandom iโ€™ve been a part of where no one says โ€œi just love the fandom so much weโ€™ve created such a safe space here ๐Ÿฅบโ€ like i have never seen even one post about how much someone loves the dc fandom. this is not a happy family this is a cold war and im just glad we all know that

1 month ago
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3 weeks ago

tracking barbara gordon's skillset as oracle:

she provides directory assistance for several international and intergalactic teams of superheroes (the birds of prey, justice league of america, the outsiders, and she has worked with the titans before).

she is the primary hacker and information network source for many of these heroes.

she helps provide mercy ops (disaster relief and humanitarian efforts) globally.

she is able to hack into the white house cameras.

she hacks into the united states air force routinely to use their memory capabilities.

she is seen as a pentagon level threat.

she writes her own code for scanning new satellite images for human habitations and anomalies.

she's accessed air force rockets no one is supposed to know about and overridden them to fire them.

she has a team of drones ready for surveillance.

she's put her own security systems on arkham asylum.

she hacks into information databases from federal complexes and assembles blueprints and guard schedules so she can send her agents to break into them.

she sets a government complex on fire (she says it is a small and contained fire.)

she also sets the clock tower on fire to force batman to not do murder/suicide.

she hacks into cia debriefing transcripts to obtain information.

she controls a large portion of the world's internet and power grids.

she also is the reason why many world leaders are in power.

she has access to the bank accounts of several supervillains, whom she toys with (specifically for blockbuster, she regularly steals millions of dollars from his accounts in a way that he cannot track who is stealing it and where it is going -- she's stolen 3 million, 17 million, 6 million, twenty million and also a hundred million from him).

she can also hack alien drones.

she can control traffic.

she has several booby-traps in the clock tower for potential assaulters. she also a device to monitor movement of people around it, in case batman decides to show up.

cited panels down below!

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"she's the four-one-one for the jla, she the database for the g.c. ex-p.d. she runs mercy ops around the world." nightwing (1996) #38

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"you have cameras in the white house?" "don't be silly. the white house has cameras in the white house. i've just tapped into them." nightwing (1996) #66

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"i mean, someone hacks into our system and routinely uses our [united states air force] memory capabilities!" "i know!" "often." birds of prey #1 (1999)

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"i run a database and search engine for a select few free-land crimefighters." birds of prey: manhunt (1996)

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"we scan the most recent images for anomalies. things that don't belong." "where'd you get a program for that?" "i wrote my own code for that one." birds of prey (1999) #3

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"they've accessed whitehorse, sir." "whitehorse? no one's supposed to know about that!" birds of prey (1999) #9

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"and oracle? we're going to need eyes on several places at once." "i think we can manage that." detective comics (1937) #1077

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"they've accessed whitehorse. what's the chance of them arming it?" "all clear?" "oh yeah." "fire!" birds of prey (1999) #9

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"[arkham's] security is good, but piecemeal. i installed my own system there after the last breakout." infinite crisis special: villains united (2006)

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"batgirl -- that incident a couple months back? when those government agents caught your face on tape? i found out where they're keeping it. it's a federal complex in virginia. i've sent you blueprints, guard schedules -- everything you'll need to break in." batgirl (2000) #17

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"where did you get that kind of information?" "they traded another prisoner last month. i hacked into his cia debriefing transcript." birds of prey (1999) #9

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"kat, do you have any idea... any notion at all, of how much of the planet's entire internet i control? how many power grids? how many world leaders owe me their positions?" birds of prey #1 (1999)

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"i transferred all the funds in her cayman islands account to another offshore account. if she doesn't get the paintings to me in the next forty-eight hours, that money's going to my favorite charities." birds of prey: catwoman/oracle (2003)

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"where do you get current [satellite] shots of rheelasia?" "that's my secret, you little netnik." birds of prey (1999) #3

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"but the asborbascons were created using languages long dead even on my planet. they are uncrackable." "yes. the absorbascons are uncrackable. but the alien drones aren't." convergence: nightwing/oracle (2015)

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:
Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"do you have that kind of cash?" "no. but i know someone who does." "there's been a... discrepancy, mr. desmond." "in plain english, mr. vogel." "at one point, three million was electronically transferred from your numbered accounts in the caicos to a bank account in hasaragua. from there to karocco, then yemen, then split between banks in senegal and manila. and then... my hardware couldn't keep up." birds of prey (1999) #3

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"seventeen million from your account in the caymans. six from santa prisca. twenty from rheelasia. and a hundred million plus from other holdings of yours around the world, mr. desmond. and where it all goes? nobody knows." birds of prey (1999) #18

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"they're taking your cash from impregnable accounts and transferring it electronically to their own." "and you can't find the source?" "there's subsequent transfers performed at lightning speed. the money's split up, rerouted in and out of various banks in an eyeblink. even i can't keep up with whoever this is." birds of prey (1999) #18

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"let me handle the traffic." birds of prey (1999) #58

Tracking Barbara Gordon's Skillset As Oracle:

"all of you. keep your hands where i can see 'em." "not a problem. malory. ripken. peppermint." nightwing (1996) #39

3 months ago

Anyway, thinking about how Bruceโ€™s mom tendencies bleed over around the League.

He pulls out a Barbie pink scrunchie from his endless utility belt.

Oliver is very sure heโ€™s seen it in Spoilerโ€™s blonde mane before. He wordlessly secures Dianaโ€™s hair in a ponytail before she jumps into battle.

Barry skins his knee while running, which, considering, is pretty severe. Definitely not the kind of wound you can treat with Gray Ghost bandages.

โ€œIโ€™m NEVER taking this off.โ€

โ€œOkay, gross?โ€

โ€œShut up, Hal, you donโ€™t even wash your suit, you just make a new one every time!โ€

โ€œIโ€™m allergic to laundry detergent, everybody knows that, BARRY.โ€

Bruce does not tolerate their fighting for more than 15 minutes at a time. โ€œI will count to 3.โ€

Hal is quite literally flabbergasted when, after a particularly rough mission, Batman walks over to him and gently places a plate of fruits before him.

โ€œHal,โ€ in that rain soft voice. โ€œFruit.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆThanks?โ€

He just walks off. Like itโ€™s nothing.

โ€œโ€ฆDid he just do something nice for me? Everybody saw that, right? Youโ€™re all witnesses. โ€œ

Everyoneโ€™s equal parts shocked and equal parts losing their shit. Clarkโ€™s eyes are just slightly red.

โ€œI need to take a nap.โ€

6 years ago
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6 years ago

Connor: In your opinion what's the height of stupidity?

Roy [yelling]: Hey Ollie, how tall are you?


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