Connor: In Your Opinion What's The Height Of Stupidity?

The book this is from is justice league: 5 minute stories.

The reason Clark is chasing Hal on a motorbike is because he's been whammied by Poison Ivy and whammied Clark isn't that smart (Hal just likes motorbikes I guess)

The book includes other highlights such as:

Lex's cheesy lines

Aquaman with a shark plushie

Clark and Bruce undercover

And a smiling, waving Hal

I was at the bookstore the other day and I found a book featuring Hal being chased by Clark on a motorcycle

what gets me about the green lantern corps is that—in addition to being a space fascist nightmare that deforms individuals into agents of its unflinching doctrine and sublimates goodwill into reverence for the law—it's also just really fucking stupid. before critiquing any minutiae aspect of its conduct you have to understand that the glc operates based on a very rudimentary hierarchy of brute force. for all of the guardian's posturing, the only thing justifying their authority as the in-universe law enforcement hegemon is their possession of the most powerful weapon in the universe. and every major appearance of the guardians since the bronze age has demonstrated how utterly out of touch they are. it's not wisdom or even competence keeping the corps in charge, it's the goddamn power ring. the green lantern code of conduct is literally only relevant because the consequence of disobedience is lack of access to the all-powerful weapon, and even then that all depends on the guardians ability to enforce it. the whole institution is fucked as soon as someone (parallax, sinestro, krona, literally anyone, etc) with more material power challenges it—and the guardians know it. which is why they're primarily preoccupied with micromanaging the lanterns' conduct and only personally appear to combat "evil" when it threatens the sanctity of the institution (read: their authority). the yellow weakness only exists as a safeguard against potential abuse!! but like breeds like. what the corps' indoctrination ironically creates is the perfect conditions for developing authoritarian ideology. thus the respective "falls" of its greatest agents are not aberrations but a product of its design—refer to this post by @dctrfate. any difference of intent becomes irrelevant when everybody’s a fucking cop. there is no reason for the green lantern corps to exist outside of its own self-justification.

Original posts containing the intentional misrepresentation

Superman is a fascist (link)

Tim vs Shiva (link)

Damian and Jason hug (link)

Tula committing murder (link)

Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman polycule (link)

Wally West: Murderer (link)

Superman can't apologize to people (link)

Superman's one strategy (punching) (link)

Dick kicking Tim out (link)

(upstream by mary oliver)

Master Dick Grayson and his wee Padawan Damian Wayne

The Batkid’s Hogwarts houses

Barbara Gordon: Slytherin 

Dick Grayson: Gryffidnor 

Cassandra Cain: Gryffindor 

Jason Todd: Ravenclaw

Stephanie Brown: Hufflepuff

Tim Drake: Slytherin

Damian Wayne: Hufflepuff

donna troy // king by florence + the machine

Reminder that Damian doesn't hate Tim. He wants his approval

Batman fans will go on and on about how much all the other JLA members suck and then imagine scenarios where Bruce has the personality of Elon Musk