What Tarot Card Would You Say Has Their Shit The Most Together?

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

I've been laughing about this for 30 min

i feel so left out. like everyone around me knows how to be a human and i don’t.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound