The Real Reason Peter Became A Death Eater Was Actually Because Bellatrix Has A Truly Terrific Stash

This might be a bit of a hot take but Pre-serum Steve Rogers is an omega, Post-serum Steve Rogers is an alpha (or sigma) and the Super Soldier Serum is clearly some kind of artificial studding.

*adds autopsy scars to your Jason Todd* : )

Drawing Jason in a dress cause he can't stop me

I was looking through my hoard of pics of various arts saved years ago then I saw this gem:

i chuckled but then thought of Jason so I made this. Also I keep seeing Valentine's dresses, so late but here's Jason, ready to beat up psychopaths or take you on a date

Forgot to draw the version of him wearing his mask but oh well

james, remus, peter, regulus and sirius playing never have i ever, part 2:

james: never have i ever been caught shagging in a broom closet

peter: *laughs*

sirus, glaring at james: *takes a shot*

remus, flushing: *also takes a shot*

regulus: *cackling*

remus, ready to get pay back: never have i taken someone’s virginity in this room

james: *banging his head on the table*

james: *takes a LONG swig of vodka, straight out the bottle*

sirius: W H A T

remus: *tears streaming down his face, laughing*

regulus: *grabbing the bottle out of james’ hand*

regulus: *attempts to drown himself in the bottle*

Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.

If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.

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I watched that Baymax show and cried but also wondered if Baymax swears so here's a shitty comic about hitting your toe on a fucking table

No reposts - reblogs absolutely appreciated

That would be Banshee In A Well by liverobinreaction (bugbee) and here’s the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43212999/chapters/108611211

I’m so mad. I had this fic that I absolutely loved. I can’t find it.

So basically it was Tim Drake centric (as per usual) and basically he died when he was five by drowning then just figured out he couldn’t die. There’s a whole thing with Ra’s, Pru has parts of Tim in jars because it’s Tim- it basically ends with The Batfam finding out in horrible fashion because it’s Tim.

Please help?? Was it deleted?? I’m suffering

The king (Mo’s dad): That sound is so awful, it makes me want to kill someone but I can’t tell if it makes me want to commit suicide, homocide or both.

The trumptus. bwaaah

*panthea explodes*

This is very random but

FOR THE SAKE OF THE GODS AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! DON’T EAT AN ENTIRE JAR OF ROASTED ONIONS IN A SINGLE DAY! YOU WILL REGRET IT!