James, Remus, Peter, Regulus And Sirius Playing Never Have I Ever, Part 2:

Regulus: I went cavediving.

Sirius: ???

Regulus: I also tried to kill Mouldy-Voldy and as it turns out, the tattoos aren’t just for looking cool.

Sirius: I’m so proud of you. Wait what was that thing about the tattoos?

Regulus: As it turns out, they’re also for killing “traitors to the cause” or something.

Regulus: Anyways I got sepsis and was in a coma for like two weeks while the muggle doctors were trying to figure out how to fix everything.

Sirius: Oh, that’s where you’ve been? I thought you were just ignoring me. When did you get out of the hospital?

Regulus: About 20 minutes ago.

Sirius: Do you have a place to stay?

Regulus, who’s been standing in front of the door to Sirius and Remus’ flat for this entire conversation: No I was hoping to stay here? If you don’t mind?

Sirius, who’s been standing in the open door the whole time: Of course we don’t mind. Come in. Remus and I were just making some tea and biscuits, do you want some?

Regulus: Yes, please.

Sirius: You look… different. Hair cut?

Regulus: I lost an arm.

Sirius: I know. The hair cut thing was a farce. I just didn't want to be rude. But since you brought it up, what the hell happened to you?

@prompts-in-a-barrel

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

That last one was truly epic

James: Happy birthday PADFOOT!

Sirius: thanks mate

Pete: Happy birthday Sirius!

Sirius: thanks pete

Remus: Happy birthday idiot

Sirius: Aw thankss

Reg: Go Fuck Yourself arsehole

Sirius: *tearing up* ily2 Reg

What if there is a world where Jack and Janet swapped, and who got the coma, etc.?

I mostly thought of this cuz I had an amusing thought at work that goes something like this: Ra's: "Your father must have quite the man, Timothy. With just how perfectly you turned out. " Tim: "No, I got it from my mother. And if you know what's best for you, stay away from her. " ---Time Skip--- Janet walks into Wayne Manor: "Timothy, what have I told you about letting your stuff lie about in its improper place?" Tim: "Not, too, Mother. I'm sorry for being so thoughtless." Janet hands Tim a suspicious jar: "I'll be merciful this time; your surgery is booked for tomorrow, so make sure to get your affairs in order." Janet turns to Damien and hands him a card. "This is out of courtesy, child. Make sure not to repeat the mistake. Either of you." She eyes Jason and Damien. "And Mr. Grayson, your thin ice too, for the attempted hospitalization of my Timomothy." And with that, she walks back out. Bruce hesitantly asks: "Tim... Why did Janet hand Damien a sorry for your loss card?" Tim: "Well, since I now have my spleen in the jar, Bruce, I'm pretty sure Ra's is dead."

guess who’s back with the marauders memes

Said couple are definitely Tim’s bio parents.

*Jason, Dick, Tim and Damian peeking out the window*

Bruce: What are you doing?

Dick: TVs broke, so we’re watching a couple break up across the street.

Bruce:

Bruce: I’ll get some popcorn.

The surprise party is hilarious

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)