Remus Lupin

Three is one of my favorite numbers so your age being ten of them is pretty damn amazing, on top of that being in your thirties means that half of your life will have gone by since the time when you had to fight tooth and nail to stay alive as a teenager.

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

Back To The Future 3 feels like one of those surprisingly good wattpad fanfictions you read in middle school.

It reads like a 14 year old had a weird dream and wrote a Back To The Future western AU in the best way possible.

Also if BTTF3 was a song it would definitely be Andy Warhol by David Bowie.

I feel like the manor was built ontop of Alfred’s territory and he made an agreement with the Wayne’s that he would let them keep the manor there and even take care of it and put it under his protection and make it a part of his territory in exchange for money.

And then he grew fond of the humans and has a similar relationship with them as most fae have with shiny things. He absolutely loves them and he’s always the first one who realizes that Bruce has adopted another child.

(Sorry if my English isn’t very good/hard to read, English is my third language and I don’t really know how commas work lol)

Wally: How old is Alfred?

Dick: Whoa, you can’t just ask things like that, man.

Wally: Oh, sorry. I just, he seems kinda old, you know?

Dick: I’m pretty sure he’s immortal.

Wally:

Wally: Yeah, that checks out.

Roy: Didn’t he fight in a war or something?

Dick: Yeah, I think he fought in the Battle of Hastings.

A little ways over

Bruce: So, are you going to correct them?

Alfred: You have yet to determine my age, Master Bruce, and if you think I will succumb to such measly attempts as this you are sorely mistaken.

james, remus, peter, regulus and sirius playing never have i ever, part 2:

james: never have i ever been caught shagging in a broom closet

peter: *laughs*

sirus, glaring at james: *takes a shot*

remus, flushing: *also takes a shot*

regulus: *cackling*

remus, ready to get pay back: never have i taken someone’s virginity in this room

james: *banging his head on the table*

james: *takes a LONG swig of vodka, straight out the bottle*

sirius: W H A T

remus: *tears streaming down his face, laughing*

regulus: *grabbing the bottle out of james’ hand*

regulus: *attempts to drown himself in the bottle*

I personally think that it’s a combination of 2 and 3 because baymax would definitely shoplift like that and I’m pretty sure that the employees were like: “I’m gonna pretend that I don’t see that because free and effective healthcare is more important than the multi million dollar grocery store losing a bit of money”

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare

S3 Will both would, often does and has multiple times. No clue what happened to his self esteem/confidence in s4 but that applies to like 80% of all the characters in that season. (I have no clue what the writers were thinking that whole time)

Headcanon that Will becomes more comfortable joking with everyone, and when he’s losing Uno he gasps and touches the back of his neck and everyone starts flipping out so he can figure out his game plan with his three yellow cards.

meeting regulus for the first time

james: so you’re brothers?

sirius: biologically, we’re cousins.

regulus: don’t say that, what the fuck. yes, we’re biologically brothers.

james: so you’re not cousins?

regulus: no, we’re that too.

james: what the fuck ?

AU where Zuko realises very early into his banishment that he’s been sent on a hopeless goose chase and, actually, he doesn’t want to return to the oppressive Fire Nation and his abusive father. And he sticks with this decision even after Aang wakes up from the iceberg

Except then Aang meets Zuko - probably when Zuko jumps in to save someone, because his sense of justice is too strong to just sit back while someone is hurt, even if he is trying to remain apolitical - and his brain goes “!!!!” Because that’s a good firebender. They do exist. And now Aang knows someone who can teach him firebending without trying to kill him

Except Zuko wants nothing to do with the Avatar. He especially doesn’t want to get entangled with his father’s war. So the rest of the season is about Zuko running from the Avatar, and Aang and co trying to capture the reluctant ex-Prince of the Fire Nation so he can be Aang’s firebending teacher

guess who’s back with the marauders memes

I think I read something like this once but I don’t remember what it was called, pretty sure it was a fic where Eddie was also a lab kid. It was really good. I’ll reblog once I find it.

Alternate timeline — El is found by the Munsons.

(I’m going with a headcanon i saw months ago on here suggesting that there would be no investigation at all cause Wayne would see people in suits on his doorstep, think they’re after Eddie and chase them off with a shotgun so they wouldn’t even bother coming back)