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“One can’t remember. The other can’t forget.”

Me when Mortal Kombat male characters:

I’m sorry if I spam like ur posts I get carried away easily

gerard’s ripped jeans baseball cap oversized t autism fit is actually just as gender to me. that’s life as a he/they baby

My friends + lovers and I as incorrect quotes

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Stan: the food is too hot, I can’t eat it

Roman: you’re too hot and I still eat you

Stan: *blushes*

Roman: *winks at him*

Peter: one dinner. I just want ONE DINNER

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Peter: *is learning English* what are friends with benefits?

Griffin:...a very special type of friends

Peter: like us?

Griffin: *chokes*

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Griffin: how do Roman and Stan usually get out of these messes?

Peter: they don’t, they just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one

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Keira: why are you smiling?

Peter: what? Can’t I just be happy?

Anakin: Jakob tripped and fell in the parking lot

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[when he loses Peter in a store, to a worker]

Roman: have you seen my son?

Roman: shorter than Dora, brown hair, brown eyes

Roman: clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk

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Police officer: I’m pulling you over because you tried to fit three people on a bike

Jakob with kaden and peter sitting behind him: wait three?!

Police officer: yes you and the two-

Jakob: shit anakin fell off

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Kidnapper: we have your friend pay us and you’ll get him back

Roman: which one of my friends?

Kidnapper with Peter looking at him intensely: the pretty one

Roman: he made you say it right?

Kidnapper: *in tears*can you just come and take him?

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Stan: Peter is at that very special age where he only has one thing on his mind

Roman: boys?

Stan: homicide

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Lydia: if you took a shot every time you made a bad decision how drunk would you be?

Mars: maybe a little tipsy?

Miles: drunk

Griffin: wasted

Peter: dead

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Griffin walking into the kitchen with miles, mars, and lydia behind him: is something burning?

Peter: *leaning over counter seductively*just my desire for you

Kaden: peter the toaster is on fire

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Peter: I've got an idea.

Lydia: We're not going to murder anyone.

Peter: I don't have any ideas.

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Roman: *holds up a spork*stan what is this

Stan: a spork

Roman: right, Peter what did you call it

Peter: a fpoon...

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Stan, googling: person bite leg what to do

Google: elevate and apply pressure

Stan: *holding up Peter like simba but facing him* apologize or else

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Kaden: Peter did you eat all the donuts?

Peter: no

Kaden: why are you lying I can see the white powder on your pants

Peter: that’s cocaine

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Stan: sometimes I think

Stan: but then I eat sand

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Kaden: when I said bring me something from the beach I meant a seashell or something

Peter with a seagull attacking him: well you didn’t fucking say that!

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Griffin: you’re just jealous Peter would throw himself in front of a car for me and not for you

Kaden: Peter would throw himself in front of a car just for fun!

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Jakob: this is basic math its not that har-

Kaden with stars in his eyes: I’d give them all to you because I love you

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Kaden: if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands

Anakin: if you’re sad and you know it stomp your feet

Peter: *claps hands and stomps feet at the same time*

Kaden: *whispering to anakin* does he need help?should we get him help?

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Please literally all of the people in this don’t have tumblr or I don’t have their account but we’re not gonna talk about that

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sooo when are you gonna show me how you squirt

GET OUT.

He’s a king

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare