My Friend: The Only Horror Movie I’ve Seen Is The Bee Movie

me: one is lonely, two is a date, and three is a party!

friend: one can be a party if you have schizophrenia!

to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE IT😭😭😭

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing

YOOOOOO

I just got 40,000 in Tetris

when I was younger I had a hard time understanding what people were saying in movies, and one of my favorite movies was Mary Poppins. I couldn’t understand what the guys were saying, so whenever I would sing the song “Step In Time” I would say “Steppy Time” and honestly I like my version better

A little wip of a body pillow of Donna cuz I can’t find any of her :)

this is my first time drawing in, like, forever and I’m still new to procreate, so it’s far from amazing, but I’m trying my best!! ^^

update: I finished it! I rebloged this post with the finished version :)

ε:

on the outside I'm like this :3

but on the inside im also like this :3

people ask “oh what kind of ‘kid’ were you” and I’m like bitch I was all four. had to do band in 5-6 grade, did choir in 7th grade, have done theater since 3rd grade, and have done art since 9th grade. In the mf avatar try me bitch

My anxiety is so bad that im constantly nauseous now *hits the nae nae*

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