A Little Wip Of A Body Pillow Of Donna Cuz I Can’t Find Any Of Her :)

Okay so I shed like a dog and my hair is, like, everywhere but something that I didn’t realize about that until now is that I will accidentally crochet some of my hair that has fallen out into my crochet projects and it’s kind of just stuck there. Like I don’t want to redo that whole section so I kind of just try to pull it out but sometimes it doesn’t work… so I just have hair in my crochet projects.

Disclaimer, I keep all of my projects, so no I’m not giving people stuff with my hair in it lol

Friend 1: my brother has a poster of him

Friend 2: Dream???

Friend 1: no, Bin Laden

mkay so I recently had to pretty much shave my dog violet cuz she got some really bad knots in her fur, and I think she gets self conscious when she gets her fur cut cuz she acts all sad and stuff, so I put a sweater on her to maybe help her feel a bit better and-

We now get photos like this <3

if you looked up “inflation simulator” you would get one of two things

my friend: PSAT

me with an auditory processing disorder: STD???

Hello again please help me and donate for my husband to save him please don’t skip

to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE IT😭😭😭

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing

My most recent art fight submissions! This is my first time doing art fight.

most of them are simple cuz I haven’t drawn in, like, ages, so I’m still warming up lol.

we got steampunk, dieselpunk, cyberpunk, and daft punk

So I was bored yesterday and drew this is ms paint :3

what should I name him?