Guess who's back after 15 years of radio silence? This person >:)
I'll be getting to requests soon, so in the mean time have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^
+ some random headcanons
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Barnacles: So, explain how this works?
Tweak: Kwazii?
Kwazii: Yes?
Tweak: Please explain Pokémon to the Captain
Kwazii, who has the entire Pokémon Rap memorized: *deep inhale*
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Peso: Ok, just, hold still for a moment...
Tweak: Got it.
Tweak:
Tweak: *starts vibrating due to too much energy + staying still*
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Shellington: *doing the raptor arm thing*
Random person: Is... is he OK? Did he have a stroke or something?
Dashi, trying not to laugh: Na, they're just like that
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Professor Inkling: I met Captain Barnacles while teaching a class on Marine Biology. How did you meet him?
Professor Natquik: I threw a snowball and it hit him dead in the face
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Tweak: So yeah, that's how I chose my name. How about you?
Tracker: ...
Tracker: I like tracking things down...
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Dashi: Ok, now you just have to stand still and balance! Balance is key when on a surfboard
Kwazii: Pff, easy!
Kwazii: *tail starts swaying due to focus and touches the water*
Kwazii: YAAAA- *falls in*
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Peso: Here, have a sticker!
Kwazii: This is a cat sticker saying "purr-fect"...
Peso: Oh, sorry, I'll give you a new one-
Kwazii, aggressive sticking it on their hat: No I love it and I'll keep it forever
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Shellington: Hold on, I think I have something for this...
Dashi: What is it?
Shellington: *pulls a giant box filled with lab equipment from his bag*
Dashi:
Dashi: How tf did that fit in that tiny bag...
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* Credit to something @manilovewomen pointed out in a post they made about how Octonauts characters just pull things out of no where/pull things from bags that shouldn't fit ^^
More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^
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Peso: Captain, please stop grabbing on to angry sharks
Captain: But the Shark-
Peso: You're in the medical bay for a reason Captain
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Kwazii catching Peso: Didn't think you'd fall so hard for me!
Peso, panicking: I just fell off a cliff-
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*Tweak and Dashi texting each other*
Tweak: your cute >:"3
Dashi: You're cute🙄
Dashi: Grammar
Tweak: You still called me cute so I'll take it
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Vegamals: *are talking about cooking*
Shellington: I'll help!
Vegamals: *start to hide the cooking equipment*
Tunip: what cooking equipment?
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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes :)
Tw for swearing
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Tweak: This button is to launch the seagull!
Kwazii: What the "launch the seagull" button do?
Tweak:
Tweak: What the hell do you think it does-
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Professor Inkling: Did you know that flowers are the genitals of plants?
Dashi: Wait-
Shellington: And bees gather the pollen from plants for cross pollinate, essentially taking a part of the plants genetic material to assist other plants in fertilization and staying healthy! They also-
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Kwazii over the radio: I fucked up big time guys
Tweak: Did you crash the gup?
Peso: again-
Barnacles: Are you trapped or lost?
Peso: again-
Shellington: Did you get attacked by anything?
Peso: again-
Dashi: Did you get arrested?
Peso: again-
Professor Inkling: Peso, why do you keep saying "again" to everything we list off?
Peso: It's Kwazii we're talking about. The only people here who are as accident prone as them are Captain and Shellington.
Barnacles: Wait Kwazii you've been arrested before?
Kwazii: This isn't about me-
Peso: You called us saying you fucked up big time?
Kwazii:
Kwazii: Well I didn't get arrested if that's what you're asking-
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That one shark: breakfast is served (՞ټ՞)
Barnacles ready to grab on to the sharks face: Oh really?
Peso, exhausted: not again-
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Peso: What are you allergic to?
Shellington:
Peso: ',: >
Shellington: ...
Shellington: Sea Urchins-
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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions
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Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!
Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*
Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*
Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*
Peso: *panic bangades a chair*
Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*
Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*
Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•
Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!
Tweak: *jumps on table*
Peso: *jumps into water*
Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*
Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*
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Tweak: fuck
Barnacles: Language
Tweak: fuck-eth
Barnacles: No-
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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking
Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING
Barnacles: Yes, and-
Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*
Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*
Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave
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I'm running out of ideas again T~T
Hello hello Octonauts fandom of Tumblr!! I bring you a challenge :]
You can really draw anything you’d like to based on the themes and of course you don’t HAVE to do this or anything, but! I thought making my own little fandom challenge would be fun so it would be cool if you guys tagged along :0 also please tag your post with #octonautsweek so I can see ur swaggy art. Alrighty that’s all, have a good day/night :]]
Captain Dashi of the Octoray headcanons?
Ooo, haven't heard of this one yes, this will be fun ^^ /pos
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- Has pictures of their old team hanging EVERYWHERE
- As time goes on she'll add photos of her new crew
- I'm 100% sure that the kids/siblings of the Octopod Crew will be with Dashi on the Octoray when they are older (Including Koshi)
- So chaotic if the kids/siblings are there when older, mainly because she (likely) knew them and has embarrassed pictures of them (like Pinto faceplanting into Ice, Periwinkle getting scared by seaweed, etc.)
- She'd also hire some different crew from the kids when they're old enough, maybe have an extra medic with them just in case
- Members of the Octopod will always come to visit, even if retired. Same for the Octoray, they'll just drop by ^^
- Dashi gets sentimental every time they look at the pictures of her old team AND the new team. She'll get to watch them grow up and eventually hand off the Octoray to one of them, maybe even reassign them as a Captain of their own ship
- Everything is technology. EVERYTHING. Even more than on the Octopod. They demand it
- Tweak, Kwazii, and Shellington are the most likely to visit her. Barnacles will go every once and a while to check up on her, he'll bring Peso along too. The Vegimals and Inkling will visit at the same time every year or so depending
- Calls every single day between the Octopod and Octoray, same for game nights
- Some Vegimals will likely go with her
- The crew she hires before the kids comes and goes a lot, only like, 2 or 3 would stay until the end. Dashi is also VERRRRY selective about who they pick to be on her crew. I can see Pearl as one of the ones to come on and stay until retirement
- They have a special photo album that she keeps to herself. It's full of very special memories from the Octopod and Octoray, new and old team. It has their best and favorite memories
- In her eventually retirement, she'd hand the Octoray off to Koshi. Something is telling me Periwinkle would be her 2nd in command. Orson and Ursa would likely get sent to their own Octo-something. Pinto, I have no clue, that kid would be back and forth, freelancing and working on both ships T-T
- Still takes so many pictures, even more than when on the Octopod. They're now in control of where the ship goes, she can find all of the best spots to take pictures and help sea creatures
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Heeheehoohoo, some light feels and sad depending on what mental state you're in >:)
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Chaos idk what number
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Barnacles: Someone new is joining to Octonauts today!
Dashi: Did you kidnap them?
Shellington: New or used
Tweak: Did you bribe them?
Peso: What is wrong with you-
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Kwazii: I got banned from Animal Jam
Barnacles: What happened this time?
Kwazii: I told someone their pets looked like they came from 2010 tumblr
Kwazii: Here look
Barnacles:
Barnacles (disappointed but proud): Look I see your point-
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Shellington: I can be hardcore too! Watch!
*punches tree*
Kwazii: Nice punch
Shellington:
Shellington: call Peso-
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Peso: If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask me!
Kwazii:
Kwazii: Are bones wet?
Peso, scared: w-what?
Kwazii: Are. Bones. Wet.
Barnacles: No worries this is normal
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Tweak: I found a snail in the garden dome
Dashi: Did you touch it?
Tweak: No...?
Dashi: Good.
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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it's all dumb things I've said + winter activities
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Tweak: No, you can not sleep with the Enderman. They are not meant to be slept with
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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds! Point one out, and I'll name it >:3
Dashi: *points at Peso*
Kwazii: Presious, pure, a true good boy
Dashi:
Dashi: Ok fair-
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Barnacles: Would anyone like to have a snowball fight? Professor Natquik will also be joining
Natquik: *looks at the team with a calm but devious expression*
Shellington: Pass ^^;
Peso: I'll also pass- I'd rather watch
Dashi: I'd rather film anything that happens...
Tweak: Maybe...
Kwazii, who has no idea what is about to happen: BET!!!
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Kwazii: *walks into the med bay with a black eye*
Peso: What happened!? Are you ok!?
Kwazii: Do you remember seeing those ice sickles outside?
Peso: Yes, why?
Kwazii: I unfortunately didn't-
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Shellington: *makes a cup of hot coco*
Vegimals: *instant panic*
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I've run out of ideas again-
As I've said before, requests are open ^^
I'm currently working on rules/a system to them, so here's the basics of what can be asked:
• ships (can be poly) [scenarios or incorrect quote]
• headcanons for character
• (possibly) drawings
• Other fandoms ^^ you can ask which ones I'm in :)
Ok, so I don't remember which episode this is from, but there was one where Shellington was seen doing math or something
^ this
So like the lowkey dumbass I am, I decided to check the math
I-
Buddy-
[I feel like the creators/writers/animators just keyboard smashed and hoped no one would try to test it-]
(I got major deja vu writing this-)
hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰
YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)
I also added some other characters ^^
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- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)
- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best
- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened
- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough
- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)
- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)
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- Doesn't really know how to approach at first
- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic
- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened
- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts
- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)
- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you
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- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)
- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^
- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts
- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns
- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys
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- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do
- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent
- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.
- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture
- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you
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- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over
- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts
- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say
- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)
- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno
- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)
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- Gestures for you to give them your hand
- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral
- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in
- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys
- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked
- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)
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- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington
- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library
- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys
- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)
- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner
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- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)
- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you
- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)
- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD
- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)
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- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here
- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea
- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice
- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things
- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things
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- He knows. That's it. He knows
- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???
- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that
- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you
- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]
- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^
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- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better
- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you
- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles
- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)
- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made
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- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer
- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap
- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator
- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way
- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end
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- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-
- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")
- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr
- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn
- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things
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- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock
- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )
- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting
- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done
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BAM DONE-
Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol
Requests are still open ^^
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