Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au

Platonic Tweak and Dashi headcanons because my girls are besties????

Will do ^^

Tw/Cw for minor swearing

•─────♡─────•

- Gaming in the middle of the night, every other night

- Tweak managed to get Dashi hooked on energy drinks, which was a huge mistake

- Constant sleep overs, about half of them caused by Tweak picking up Dashi because she was being annoying (/affectionate) and Tweak wanted to get her back

- On that note, Dashi loves being picked up, but always acts like she hates it

- They have started SEVERAL pillow wars, and will drag others in

- Dashi will randomly take pictures of Tweak while they are distracted/working. She claims that Tweak is the perfect model, but only when they aren't aware

- If Tweak IS aware that her photo is being taken, they will act insanely awkward

- Tweak has used pictures that Dashi has taken of fish as reference for new Gups or inventions

- Tweak: Fricking Heck. Dashi: fUCk-

- Dashi curses a fair amount while Tweak almost never does. Dashi has been trying to get Tweak to properly curse for years

- Night crawlers, along with Kwazii and Shellington

- They sneak out of the Octopod in the middle of the night like, once a month, just to vibe. They are never caught

- Dashi INSISTS on painting Tweaks nails and keeping up with the paint, while Tweak vibes with the chipped polish look

- Tweak made the clips that Dashi wears in her hair. She's lost so many of them while surfing, so Tweak said "screw it" and made ones with stronger clips that won't come out at a wave

- They can hold full conversions with their eyes alone, which scares Barnacles

- Scare wars. Tweak standing in a dark hallways while faintly glowing. Dashi rigging the sound system in Tweaks room to play the "You've been spotted by an enemy" sound

- Dashi: Tweak, please use a ladder. Tweak, standing on 2 boxes and a chair: No

- They both use similar fidgets, and will often trade or fidget together

- Mainly tangle toys, clicky fidgets, chewelry (not shared for sanitary reasons), stretchy fidgets, and squishy fidgets

- Tweak prefers loud fidgets while Dashi prefers semi quiet ones

- They aggressively meme at each other, I will not elaborate

- Dashi can't wear heels to save her life, neither can Tweak. But Tweak will wear 6 inch heels and try to run just to mess around

- They've both played Volleyball before

- They both work out, and have used the other as a weight when doing push-ups or pull-ups

- Fashion icons, they know how to dress for any and every event

- Just a chaotic but smart duo. They will say "maybe we shouldn't" but do it 3 seconds later

•─────♡─────•

Sorry for this taking so long ^^;

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Requests are still open

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Christmas/Holiday ^^

•─────✧─────•

Barnacles: ...

Barnacles: Care to explain what happened-?

Kwazii, up to his waist in fake snow: no

─────────────────────

Peso: I love the winter season :)

Peso: *remembers he has like 50 siblings*

Peso:

Peso: fuck

─────────────────────

Dashi: Alright, everyone line up, it's time to see who had the ugliest sweater! Professor Inkling is the judge, as always, with the Vegimals of course

Peso: *is wearing a sweater his mom made*

Kwazii: *is wearing a sweater he made by cutting up and sewing other sweaters together with a mirror taped to it*

Shellington: *has a normal sweater because the ugly ones are too scratchy for him*

Tweak: *tossed on a normal sweatshirt and attached lights and ornaments to it*

Dashi: *has an over sized fluffy sweater that can kill a man*

Barnacles: *had a sweater on before, but it got too hot so he took it off*

Professor Inkling:

Professor Inkling: I don't know what to do with this-

─────────────────────

Shellington: *is trying to make cookies*

Kwazii, walking into the kitchen: Whatcha making there Shellington?

Shellington, holding a burnt tray of cookies: regret

─────────────────────

Tweak: Alright, fake snow machine is ready!

Kwazii: LET'S GO!! *pulls the lever down completely*

Tweak: waiT NO-

Machine: *explodes, causing an insane amount of fake snow to covering the entire HQ in deep [fake] snow*

Kwazii: ha-

Kwazii: ohno-

•─────✧─────•

I'm still trying to figure out how to get my reach back here ^^;

I was doing so good before lol

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is struggling

(Also, I do take incorrect quote + headcanon/scenario requests!!! I do Individual, shipping*, and more** ^^)

[*yes that includes poly ships, rarepairs, and more, as long as they aren't illegal/abusive/toxic]

[**if I don't know the character I'll do some research on them, but I can't promise it will be 100% accurate]

•─────✧─────•

Professor Inkling: Alright, this is a fairly simple question, I just need your honest answer

Dashi, who's only slept an hour: sure

Professor Inkling: What were you doing last night that lead to you only getting an hour of sleep?

Dashi, who spent the entire night editing photos/videos and texting Tweak: • - •,

─────────────────────

Shellington: *face down on his desk*

Barnacles: Is he dead?

Peso: maybe

─────────────────────

Tweak: As you can see, the average amount of gup crashes has gone down this month!

Barnacles: Really? That's amazing! What caused it?

Tweak: Well Shellington hasn't driven any of the gups alone

Shellington: I'm not that reckless!

Tweak: Why don't we ask the Gup D what they think?

Shellington: ...

─────────────────────

Kwazii: I think I'm falling for you

Shellington, still oblivious: Then get up. Here I'll help you-

•─────✧─────•

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it starts semi canon and gets more chaotic as it goes

Tw for swearing, mention of fire, Kwazii wanting to fight a God

_________________________

Barnacles: Now look, I know I'm not that good at asking for help-

Kwazii: You've almost drowned. Several times

Tweak: And almost got crushed. Several times

Peso: You've been stung the most out of all of us

Dashi: I have video of you getting attacked by am octopus and Shellington trying to pry it off of you

Shellington: You are the living embodiment of that dog in a room filled with fire

Barnacles: OK, I get it-

Professor Inkling: No you don't.

_________________________

Tweak, looking at her screwdriver: How did you manage to break this?

Kwazii: I missed the screw

Tweak: HOW DID YOU MISS THE SCREW-

Kwazii: I'M LITERALLY WEARING AN EYEPATCH-

_________________________

Professor Inkling: So, how did this happen again?

Kwazii: there was a spider.

Peso: So you grabbed a lighter and febreeze?!

Kwazii: there was a SPIDER.

Shellington: You could have used a cup and paper? Or called Captain!

Kawzii: Captain, back me up!

Barnacles: To be fair that was a giant ass spider, fire was the only way-

Peso: A COUCH WAS SET ON FIRE!

Kwazii: AND SO WAS THE SPIDER! >:/

Professor Inkling: Ehh, good enough reason

_________________________

Tweak: Why is Kwazii screaming?

Barnacles: Why wouldn't Kwazii be screaming?

Shellington: If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing

Kwazii in the background: I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT A GOD AND WIN!

Peso: Shouldn't we stop him?

Tweak: No, I'll get Dashi, we need to record this.

Peso: wHY ARE WE RECORDING THIS?

_________________________

Literally anyone: Shellington go to sleep.

Shellington: Tell that to the 5 hour energy I drank 5 minutes ago- *passes out on table*

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Interactions I've had in school

(Please note I'm the voice of reason in most of these)

ALSO EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDMOTHER!!! ^^

•─────✧─────•

Kwazii: I got suspended

Barnacles: You got suspended!? How???

Kawaii: I tried to steal a urinal...

Barnacles: yoU TRIED TO STEAL A URINAL???

Kwazii: Keyword: TRIED

─────────────────────

Peso: Please stop eating the starburst wrappers...

Dashi: THEY ARE EDIBLE-

Peso: Just because they are safe for consumption doesn't mean they should BE CONSUMED

─────────────────────

Shellington: *goes nonverbal*

Tweak: Hey!

Shellington:

Tweak: Hey!!

Shellington: ...?

Tweak: Ohhh!!! We're playing the quiet game! Ok, bet!

*proceeds to not talk for the rest of the day thinking it's a game/challenge*

─────────────────────

Kwazii: Ow-

Peso: You good bro?

Kwazii: Ye, I just stabbed myself with a pencil

Peso, panicked: yOu GoOd BrUh?????

─────────────────────

Shellington: How dare you assume I'm Cis

─────────────────────

Kwazii, walking down the halls: Down with the cis! Down With The Cis!! DOWN WITH THE CIS!!!

Some random cishet guy: YEAH!! DOWN WITH THE SITH!!

Kwazii:

Kwazii under his breath: listen you discord mod wanna be-

─────────────────────

Some big + tall guy: *lunges forward suddenly trying to intimidate Dashi*

Dashi: *charges forward after him*

The guy: *runs in fear as Dashi chases him*

Barnacles: Haahaa, nice

─────────────────────

Shellington: These are my husbands: Kwazii, Peso, and Dashi ^^ (queer platonic relationship)

Shellington: And these are our adopted children

*takes a deep breath*

Tunip, Codish, Barrot, Grouber, Tominnow, Pikato, Halibeet, Sharchinni*, Perchkin, Yamchovy, Wallabaga, Charchard, Maccoli, Carprika, Albachoy, Salepeño, and Tardelery!!

Shellington: Am I forgetting any?

Kwazii, whispering: Vegi-bot

Shellington: VEGI-BOT!!

─────────────────────

Tweak: I take extreme pride and pleasure in being able to scare an entire football team just by existing

─────────────────────

Barnacles, thinking: this stress ball is pretty good! Super strong and resistant too. It won't break ^^

*2 minutes later*

Stress Ball, which is filled with liquid gel: *breaks, and spills all over Barnacles*

Barnacles: fuCK-

•─────✧─────•

*any vegimal after Sharchinni only appeared in the books

I hate to ask this, but if you see this post, can you please interact? I took a small break and my spread/reach went way down, and I'm not 100% sure as to why-

Random Octonauts headcanons that have no (technical) purpose ^^

•─────✧─────•

- Kwazii fell off his bed a lot as a child and would stay asleep the entire time

- They still do it now, and has scared everyone at least once

- Dashi does everyone's makeup at random. She will just randomly walk up and ask to do their eyeliner

- Tweak is crazy flexible and it creepy everyone out, especially Peso and Shellington. She can kind of just untangle here arms from behind her back with ease

- Barnacles runs into walls at random. He just zones out and doesn't realize they are there

- Peso has 100% managed to accidently bandage his hand/flipper to a patient before

- Shellington always has some sort of sticker on him at all times, whether it's on his face, labcoat, pants, shirt, or even in his hair/fur. The Vegamals just put them there

- Tweak has probably (accidently) broken a joystick or two while gaming

- Professor Inkling randomly forgets where his monocle is while he's wearing it

- Peso used to be that one kid who would randomly info dump about the most bizarre anatomy facts

- Kwazii likes to play with random items they find, like a slip of paper or an (unused and safe) wire. He'll just fidget with anything

- Shellington has to wear glasses but normally forgets them

Have some random (but not really) Octonauts headcanons because I can't think of any incorrect quotes at the moment

(Contains height/weight measurements, to give a better look at the character, as well as a few fun facts)

_________________________

Part One: Captain Barnacles (Human/Hybrid version) _________________________

° Uses He/Him pronouns, Cis man (? Maybe ?)

° I have no clue what his sexuality could be, but it's not straight. 100% not straight

° Stands at 6'10, the tallest in the team

° Is capable of lifting 400+ lbs with ease, and can dead lift nearly 600 lbs (polar bears irl can lift/handle about 1000 lbs)

° Weighs around 250 - 270lbs, has a good amount of body fat and muscle (polar bears have about 10cm of blubber/fat, as well as about 15cm of thick fur to keep them warm) (Little bonus: Polar bears have black skin! Their fur is "white" [it's actually clear/hollow] to help with camouflage, and their skin is black as a way to help absorb the sun/avoid sun burn and such!)

° A living heater, the amount of body heat this man produces is insane, but very welcomed when it's cold

° Covered in scars, like on his wrist from when his hand/arm was stuck in the giant clam, falling rocks, Gup crashes, etc.

° Probably let his sister give him an ear piercing or two

° Has picked up and thrown like, half of the team. Just for fun, and probably because they asked. Kwazii is the most frequent

° You can see him casually walking around the Octopod while carrying 2 people in his arms/on his shoulders/on his back while holding a conversation with them

° Has managed to get into a fist fight with random people/creatures. He isn't a fan of fighting, but has won every fight

° Would listen to any type of music, it just depending on his mood, the most common being Nicki Minaj (he is canonically a hardcore barb), but he'll listen to anything that is recommended (mainly by Dashi or Tweak)

° Not too good at most video games, but surprisingly good at Mario Kart (with tilt controls). He also enjoys puzzle/party games (a good form of team building)

° Autistic with sensory issues. No I will not elaborate.

° Infodumps back and forth with Shellington and Professor Inkling, as well as some of the other Octonauts (if they ask). It's a common occurrence to walk into the library and hear Captain and Professor going at it about sea creature, the octopod, etc

° Has managed to break the steering wheel of the Octopod a few times due to turning it really hard. Tweak has managed to fix it every time, but Captain still gets upset at himself

• I may add more later if I can think of anymore •

• Next: Peso! •

_________________________ Can you tell that I did research for this?

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes :)

Tw for swearing

_________________________

Tweak: This button is to launch the seagull!

Kwazii: What the "launch the seagull" button do?

Tweak:

Tweak: What the hell do you think it does-

_________________________

Professor Inkling: Did you know that flowers are the genitals of plants?

Dashi: Wait-

Shellington: And bees gather the pollen from plants for cross pollinate, essentially taking a part of the plants genetic material to assist other plants in fertilization and staying healthy! They also-

_________________________

Kwazii over the radio: I fucked up big time guys

Tweak: Did you crash the gup?

Peso: again-

Barnacles: Are you trapped or lost?

Peso: again-

Shellington: Did you get attacked by anything?

Peso: again-

Dashi: Did you get arrested?

Peso: again-

Professor Inkling: Peso, why do you keep saying "again" to everything we list off?

Peso: It's Kwazii we're talking about. The only people here who are as accident prone as them are Captain and Shellington.

Barnacles: Wait Kwazii you've been arrested before?

Kwazii: This isn't about me-

Peso: You called us saying you fucked up big time?

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Well I didn't get arrested if that's what you're asking-

_________________________

That one shark: breakfast is served (՞ټ՞)

Barnacles ready to grab on to the sharks face: Oh really?

Peso, exhausted: not again-

_________________________

Peso: What are you allergic to?

Shellington:

Peso: ',: >

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Sea Urchins-

_________________________

May I ask for some Kwazii x Peso incorrect quotes? 😌

You got it!! ^^

This is fairly long, and has a lot of ship stuff (for the last one I sadly couldn't think of much) and some random stuff here and there

There are some fun facts at the end of the post as well ^^

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of injuries + medical stuff

•─────✦─────•

Kwazii: Hey Peso, I have a question

Peso: Um, sure, what is it?

Kwazii: Are you a surgeon? Because you've taken my heart

Peso, flustered: wha-

─────────────────────

Peso: Ok, please explain how this happened?

Kwazii, covered in bruises and minor scrapes: I fell you for

Peso:

Kwazii:

Peso:

Kwazii: i fell off a cliff whole doing a trick-

─────────────────────

Kwazii: So... do you like cats???

Peso: Yeah-

Kwazii: *seductively pushes a glass off the table*

Peso:

Peso: why would you do that-

─────────────────────

Kwazii: My future partner needs to be brave! Strong! Outgoing! Unapologetically themselves! Always ready for a new adventure! Someone who can keep up with me!!

Peso: *manages to tangle himself in bandages while trying to help a sea slug and freaks out*

Peso: *quickly fixes it all like the king he is*

Kwazii:

Kwazii: I want that one >:3

─────────────────────

Peso: Everyone, STOP!!!

The rest of the team: :0

Kwazii: THAT'S MY BOY!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!

─────────────────────

Kwazii: Ok, so, random question, but what would happen if I were to-

Peso, already knowing where they are going with this: no

─────────────────────

Peso: Are you ready to commit?

Kwazii: A crime, to a relationship, or something else?

─────────────────────

Peso: Is something burning??

Kwazii: Just my love for you ♡

Kwazii:

Kwazii: And the toaster

─────────────────────

Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds!

Peso, pointing at a hawk: What about that one?

Kwazii: Yup, that's 100% a bird >:3

Peso: ° - °

─────────────────────

Peso: How did you hurt your tail this time?

Kwazii: Did you see those stairs over there?

Peso: Yes?

Kwazii: I didn't

─────────────────────

Kwazii, over the octo radio or whatever they use: Peso, do you know what blood type I am?

Peso: Yes, you're O+

Kwazii: Shit, I guessed wrong, excuse me nurse-

Peso: Wait what happened-

─────────────────────

Peso: Kwazii no-

Kwazii: Kwazii yes

─────────────────────

Peso: *does something chaotic and risky*

Kwazii, almost crying: I'm so proud-

─────────────────────

Peso: We don't know what's in that cave. It can be an injured creature, something dangerous, or something that none of us could be prepared for or fully understand...

Kwazii, already swimming towards the cave: SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!

Peso looking at Barnacles: I now understand your pain-

─────────────────────

Peso over the radio/communicator: Ok, just keep the leg straight and use your left hand to push the patella back into place. Then stay off the leg. I'll call you back later, I'm in a meeting

Peso: So, as I was saying, Pinto is really enjoying finger painting and music! I was wonder if -

The teacher: ○ - ○

─────────────────────

Peso: Treat spider the way you want to be treated ^^

Kwazii: Feared and killed without hesitation

Peso: no-

─────────────────────

Peso: Can we visit this Ghost Ship attraction?

Kwazii: What's wrong with the one we're in now?

Peso, scared: Wait, what-?

Kwazii: Night Peso!!

•─────✦─────•

Fun facts!!

Cats only have 3 (6) blood types! A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, and AB- (or at least that's what's known, every species has a different system)

When Peso was taking with a teacher in that one quote, that's about half of what it takes to relocate a knee on your own

Also, I'm deathly afraid of spiders (and bugs in general), and understand the struggle ^^'

I also used to be in a kind of Pre Medical School, so most of the Peso things are based on what I did/learned ^^

Requests are still open ^^