Sometimes I Remember That Hebrew Was Literally A Dead Language. Dead!! For Two Thousand Years!!!! Until

✨Things to look back on when thinking about binging ✨

You had goals, remember?

•the summer body youve always wanted

•being like the girls/guys you admire everyday

•becoming thinspo and inspiring other people

•being more respected and loved

•people stop staring at you in public

•less appetite due to a way smaller stomach therefore being able to eat yummy foods

•going clothes shopping without getting looks from literally everyone

•being able to enjoy intercourse with a partner

•being able to get semi famous on social media because you’re as pretty as a model now

•saving a lot of money from not spending it on massive amounts of food over time

•keeping the lights on without feeling ashamed (if ykyk)

•being happier because people love socialising if you’re thin and pretty

•being able to eat without guilt again

•all the cute new shirts you’ll fit in

•going down in clothing sizes massively

•not being the fat friend

•beathiful dresses and gowns will make you look like a true goddess

•jawline

•flat stomach

•its gonna be easier to workout due to being light

•speaking of light, imagine that special person being able to pick you up and carry you

•no more looking into the mirror thinking “not again..”

•not being labelled lazy when relazing

•looking good in any clothing item

Part 2 is following when it’s not 2AM and I’m semi alive ahah

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

“hi welcome do mcdonalds, what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uhhh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“jake what do i do?”

“get the fries. You’ll need the energy in the coming days.”

*stuffs it back in my pocket* “uhh yes please the meal would be great’

i hate pessimistic takes on human nature so much

i don’t think it’s quite set in yet that tommyinnit, 17 year old minecraft streamer, is one of the only people in the world who owns the rights to the up soundtrack and can play it on stream and put it in his videos without repercussions because he asked nicely 

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

movie artemis fowl: the power of friendship will save the world :)

book artemis fowl:

what the stripes of the bi flag actually mean

pink: hello kitty

purple: donatello the teenage mutant ninja turtle

blue: hatsune miku

you’re kidding, you’re kidding right?