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does yin yu have a braid canonically ???
Cuz I don't remember the book mentioning anything about a braid but if that just materialized from fanon PLEASE MAKE IT INTO THE DONGHUA + MANHUA I'M BEGGING YOU HUALIAN GODS
it's probably not e x a c t l y what happened
but the idea of hua cheng having yin yu AND he xuan working on the 3,000 lanterns for xie lian is the best headcanon ever
Tgcf book 5 is so funny to me because everyone is like “we have to keep this on the down low, we can’t let the ghosts know there’s a heavenly official infiltrating Mount Tonglu” and then everyone and their mother shows up for one reason or another and everyone is just like “yeah, this is fine”
For the past two months I have been explaining the plot of TGCF (or as he calls it: "the gay man lore™") to a friend of mine. I have heavily condensed the plot and we are still not done. Though I would like to tell you all the alternate names he has come up with
Xie Lian = Jay Leno
Hua Cheng = Little red ridding hood
San Lang = Little red vibing hood
Hong Hong-er = kys kid
Wu Ming = gaster the royal scientists
Feng Xin = thing one
Mu Qing = thing two
Nan Feng = thing three
Fu Yao = Thing four
Qi Ying = autism god
Yin Yu = low tier god
Lang Qianqiu = headband guy
Pei Ming = womanizer
Yushi Huang = Susie Deltarune
Lang Ying = Springtrap
Ban Yu = specific girl
Pei Lang = specific boy
Shi Qingxuan = Scott the woz
Shi Wudu = don't lose your head wudu
Black water = Black water
Qi Rong = pac man
Gu Zi = mochi
Jun Wu = Jesus
Ling Wen = female Shakespeare
Mei Nian Qing= gambling man
I do actually believe Yin Yu is probably paid pretty well by Hua Cheng but I also believe that whatever he gets paid to deal with Simplord Hua Cheng will never be enough.
nom
quanyin food sharing prompt by kiinako_mochii for TGCFAction aka TGCF Gotcha for Gaza !!
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I drew Yin Yu on magma.com, the addition of the text was brought to you by my dear friend who doesn't read tgcf (and my other dear friend who knows my ramblings about tgcf drew the heart in the corner <3)
quick Quan Yizhen and Yin Yu doodle <3
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Hello Yin Yu. Does Hua Chengzhu give you enough free time? Because you seem very stressed or exhausted a lot of the time. I worry about your health...
Ehh….well…..sometimes I get breaks but I don’t ever really use them to sleep….no need to worry about my health anyway…just a lack sleep at night….
And the amount of work directly after you finish something else
kiss, marry, kill: hua cheng, he xuan, quan yizhen
uhh…..well….kiss he xuan…..kill hua chengzhu….and I guess marry….Quan yizhen
Would working for Qi Rong be a good idea? I'm thinking of applying as Guzi's advisor
-🩷🚀
no
well, from what I have seen, his son seems to be a good kid, but qi rong is not good at taking care of his “workers”(he is even worse the hua chengzhu….)
Is there any hope for a mortal with no cultivation to visit the Ghost City safely? If anyone would know how to do that it's you, right??
hmm….I do not believe it is the safest. I would not recommend it as ghosts can get aggressive and if you have no cultivation it can be very dangerous
SHIXIONG!!!!
-@fluffily-child
oh gods…
hello yizhen….
What was your first impression of Hua Chengzhu?
someone strong, someone to be afraid of. though he is, I don’t feel too intimidated by him anymore.
he is an annoying boss too…
hey, what was your main job? like finding xielian or what?
I have a lot of jobs, but my main one is to keep watch around the gamblers den and paradise manor.
Do you like to play games? Like not necessarily the ones that can be played in the Gambler's Den or even for money, but just for the fun of it? Or would you rather read or write instead of playing?
ah, I don’t play too many games, I used to, but now I’m usually busy with work so I can’t. When I do have free time I prefer reading.
Hey! So I was wondering... How did you get hired by Hua Chengzhu? 👀
Well, after I got banished from heaven, I wandered into ghost city, there I met hua chengzhu, I wanted him to just kill me, but instead he offered me a job to do all of his busy work and keep watch outside of the gamblers den.
Hey, just letting you know. I saw Quan Yizhen desend earlier today, and I think he's heading towards Ghost City.
oh gods……thank you for letting me know, now if you’ll excuse me, I need to hide so I can avoid him…..
What your favourite stall to go to in Ghost City?
Hmmm….probably the food stall near by the gamblers den, I go there when lord hua chengzhu lets me have short break.
What's your favorite tea that you can receive in Ghost City? Because surely there are more than in the human realm.
In ghost city most of the tea is the same as in the human realm,
except the tea made from blood…
But as for my favorite type of tea, any type of tea with a lot of caffeine.
Ask your questions, and I’ll answer. Oh, and if you happen to see Quan yizhen notify me immediately so I can avoid him. Thank you.
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