Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Bruce, being held hostage as a knife to the neck BARELY touched his skin, but drawing more blood than it actually is supposed to, glared at a gala attendee who had the balls to record the whole robbery, raised his middle finger at the camera, and mouthed/Whispered "COMMISSIONER GORDON YOU SLOWASS OLD MAN" with the most 'I'm so fucking done with this' face.
Once the GCPD came, he dramatically sat down at an empty ambulance after denying to be treated and told the EMT to take care of the more injured, glared knifes at Commissioner Gordon standing beside him while talking to other police officers, coughed blood LOUDLY on purpose, and then proceeds to stitch his own cut (he went to med school and was at the top of his class, of course he knows how to stitch without even seeing the injury) WHILE not breaking his glare.
Just found out Bruce could control his own blood flow, Heartbeat, and could literally bleed on command.
Now I'm imagining how Brucie would abuse this ability and get so many people in trouble, maybe make a small cut look like a stab wound, stop his heartbeat for unnecessary reasons, and so on