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Jokes on you, people do that irl too

Stardew Valley speedruns are fantastic because most of them end up being either:

Sleep all day for three months and perform three specific actions on extremely specific calculated days so that you can have a Pomegranate or whatever in 6 minutes and 42 seconds

Spend 27 hours respawning day 3, counting every single step you take, spending the majority of your time in paused menu screens, and perfectly arranging the odds to get the best dumpster diving payouts, all so that you can marry Scrimbus McTragicBackstory by day 11 and then immediately divorce them

And no matter what kind of is, it always involves So Much Math. Stardew Valley speedrunners are on another level man.