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2 months ago

Some things I found funny in science class

Guy I sit next to :hey (my name) what's biodiversity richness?

Me: read it, it's right there on the paper

Guy I sit next to: I can't, I'm illiterate

Me: you are in honors classes? I doubt that?

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My teacher: ok, if you have the spring pictures on your desk, go ahead and throw those away-

Guy I sit next to: rippes the paper in half and eats one side

My teacher : what? O-ok then


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5 years ago
@rip-aizawa, Forgive Me, For I Have Sinned-

@rip-aizawa, forgive me, for I have sinned-

No I definitly did not just combine the Leviathan with Sobble, nope, what are you talking about


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3 months ago
This Was Supposed To Be Bam Tying His Hair Up But I Can't Draw The Face So Uh Just Have This I Guess

This was supposed to be bam tying his hair up but I can't draw the face so uh just have this I guess


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2 years ago

"you're safe with me babe, you can sleep. i'm not leaving, you know..." they just smiled while staring at you getting active again. you wanted to believe them but how? what if they needed someting and needed your help to find it? what if they couldn't sleep? it was the first time they were coming over to your house after five months of relationship. "are you sure?" you asked. they didnt even repond. simply wrapping their arm around your waist and then they hugged you tight against them. they put their head on your back and sigh hapily. you were feeling so calm for the first time since so long, too long. tighly squeezed against them, feeling their warmth spread throught your body. honestly, you just knew that this relationship wasnt gonna last. they were going to leave you so you just wanted to enjoy this pure moment of happiness. yeah they were gonna leave you, because you were not like them. you weren't really smart, not pretty funny either and certainly not pretty. you often think about the fact that they maybe do not even love you, that this is a bet given by their friends to make fun of you. but five month is pretty long for a stupid bet, right ? you didn't know at this point, staring blankly at the wall. you wanted to cry. great, here you go again, always getting so fucking emotive and for nothing. of course they were gonna leave you, you were just so damn boring.

but you just wanted a hug.


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4 years ago
Icicle Harvesting.
Icicle Harvesting.
Icicle Harvesting.

Icicle harvesting.


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10 months ago

Sorry if I'm a bit unstable but I am no longer in the "early life and education" section of my future wikipedia page so you can imagine the distress


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3 years ago

[medieval times]

teenage villager: *sends letter through carrier pigeon to a friend*

friend: *doesn’t respond*

teenage villager: i hate being left on delivered


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1 year ago
Hehe, Silly Man In Hesburger

Hehe, silly man in Hesburger


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2 years ago

Got bored during quarantine and accidently created Holy water, literally.

Got Bored During Quarantine And Accidently Created Holy Water, Literally.

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4 months ago

BUTCHER VANITY

BUTCHER VANITY

Yes...... I love this song...... (maybe i"ll draw something else on this.....only in real guro ( of course with censorship )


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2 years ago

Art and original

Art And Original
Art And Original


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1 year ago

The brain ain't braining today :(


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3 years ago

The Woman Who Painted,

And Never Forgot

Have you ever heard, of a story told in words

Painted in your mind, and burned into your heart?

Of each time a statement so significant, would not be forgotten by one, and instead cursed (or blessed) to never forget;

Where words to be heard, inspires the mind to bring out it's canvas, paint it's joys or sorrows away, and hang the painting up, for no one else but one to see?

I'll tell you a tale, of a woman no one knows the name of,

But her story is to be remembered, as a tale children hear, at night from their parents' whispers

Of a woman, who could not forgot, a significant line from those she held dear,

Both a blessing

And a curse

At first, it was her mother

The drip, drip, dripping of "Honey" from her lips

It trickled itself into her mind, fed her heart

It was syrupy, like a sweet treat after a hard day

It was her first love, and one that was to never to be taken from her,

Second, was from her brother,

"I hate you!"

It was discordant, all written in static, it hurt, she could see and hear the insincerity in this declaration,

She apologized shortly after, their small little quarrel, she'd rather never hear or see, that horrid line of hurt, much less would she want that insincerity, become no longer.

Next was her lover,

Name known to none but family and her,

"Sweetheart"

In a loopy handwriting, full of curled arcs and elongated inking, red, cherry red in color

She tucks this memory in her arms, and placed it high in her mind, never to forget

Last was her former love,

Name known to none but her family and her,

"I've found someone"

It was covered in roses, but with roses come thorns

And those thorns dug through her heart, wrapped itself around her mouth

Left her speechless and in tears,

A tale of a woman, who could not forget,

A tale of someone, who wishes to never paint any words again,

A tale that warns children

Be careful with what you say, because sometimes, people are cursed not to forget

A tale that warns them all,

Not all love will end sweet.


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7 years ago

idk its cute and i couldnt resist

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Not_a_reference_to_WreckItRalph.JPG


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1 week ago

That stage in the crush where you listen to maneater songs so you don't crash out waiting for a text even though deep down you're just a lovergirl and you just wanna hold hands and talk about anime.

That Stage In The Crush Where You Listen To Maneater Songs So You Don't Crash Out Waiting For A Text

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3 months ago

I can't believe I just posted my last post BEFORE LUNCHTIME😭

I Can't Believe I Just Posted My Last Post BEFORE LUNCHTIME😭

(except maybe a lil)


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3 years ago
vxintcge -  サラ

You’re not a real artist until you draw mordetwi

I cannot believe I spent 2 hours of my life on this shit LMAOO anyways otp 🥺💗💗

Nah cause why mordecai kinda fine tho


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