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Someone should write a fanfic about this (✯ᴗ✯)
Rok Soo's ability isn't Instant AU
Instead of being able to, very briefly and painfully, fuck with time; he got an ability based on all the absolute bullshit that's happened to him.
From the childhood, to his friends dying in front of him. All the shitty rumors that sprouted up, all the shit luck, all of it. Just, all of it.
So instead of Instant, he got Lament.
Lament is a scream capable of leveling buildings, at the cost of absolutely shredding Rok Soo's throat.
As a result of that power, Rok Soo doesn't talk often, and when he does his voice is hoarse and pained. He also refuses to speak at full volume, because while he's got a handle on his power, he's paranoid that he'll slip up.
So when he transfers over to the body of Cale, people notice.
The Young Master went to bed his usual talkative self, but when he woke up?
Barely a word, and when he did speak, a whisper.
Cale barely speaks a word to Ron beyond the single syllable required. Barely bothers to acknowledge Deruth. Relies on hand-speak and notes to talk to merchants.
Deruth is going crazy trying to figure out what the hell happened to his son, Ron is very close behind him because what the hell got past him? He's Ron Fucking Molan.
Then Cale comes home with a bedraggled punk that smells like the trash the killed Ron's family, and Ron has to listen in astonishment as he says more to this jackass than he's said to Ron in a week.
Basically; Cale's power of Lament is so strong and painful that everything Cale is paranoid of letting it slip, that he's selectively mute. This causes many misunderstandings, in true Cale fashion.
Calepunzel calepunzel let down your hair
Cale Henituse the day he finally have his Slackerlife-chan
Smooth real smooth alberu
Cale: I'm trash
Alberu: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Cale: ...
Rosalyn: You smooth motherf**ker
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Cale ／ \
(／ﾟｰﾟ)／ *responsibilities* Alberu
(ʘᗩʘ’)!
Some random person: You made such a mess!! What do you have to say for yourself
Cale: Anything regarding this matter shall be dealt by my hyung-nim, the Crown Prince of Roan, our shining sun, Alberu Crossman
He's just a silly little guy doing silly little things
Ever wonder what the “traditional” heroes before Cale were like? I imagine them like this:
Archmage: I studied the arcane arts after my master, a dragon in disguise, took pity on me, a human child. Under their tutelage, I have nurtured my talent in powerful spellcasting. Now I have become an archmage.
Swordmaster: I’ve swung my sword a thousand times, no, a million times. I have swung my sword day after day. It is my way of life, the way of the sword. I trained until I became one with my sword. My aura is proof that I have ascended into the rank of a swordmaster.
Saint: By the grace of god, I will heal the sick and guide those who are led astray. My unshakable faith is the reason why God blessed me as their Saint.
And there's this guy:
Yeah it's heavenly luck to acquire a single AP or whatever, but it's so funny when the hero party asks an AP user how they got their power and dude goes Oh I picked it up in my backyard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised that cale's weak ass noodle arms are strong enough to hold him
raon growing up.....
big dog who still thinks he's a lap dog
Yo why is ron in a bunny suit?
Happy pride month
Slay ace king ✨💅
cale in an otome game
thinking about otome game au where og!cale was a romance option in tboah but is no longer an option once krs gets isekai'd as cale
Just some doodles I made during the school days
Ok but Gilbert is so pretty???? He's super pretty and I'm actually pissed we never get much of him! Has he ever even talked!?? Damn it I need him to have more action please he's so freaking beautiful!
Remember what I said about finishing this shit- I got a job and yesterday grabbed a pen in ages
It's a work on progress. I'm really tired, maybe I finish it later
What do y'all think about Cale, Taylor, Bud and Cage going out for drinks? What could happen if the four of them get together and get fucked up.
I will just lay down and wait for the sweet kiss of death. Try again the next life or something. What are another 1000 years really.
The way the White Star had to invent a massive lore for Cale just to cope with the fact that somehow this 20-yr-old twink is casually wrecking his ass is honestly so funny lmaoooooooo
I think that's why Cale can trap him with Embrace so easily: the moment Cale revealed the truth, the White Star's ego physically cannot cope lmaoo
Imagine inventing yourself an archnemesis, only to find out that no, you are just a delusional bastard with a fragile ego, and that for close to 6 months, said "archnemesis" even tried to dissuade you a couple of times because you are that pathetic to him.
I would not recover fr
Do y'all understand that he would rather face the horrors of torture and physical pain (thing he hates) than the people he thinks he failed to???!???
I'm not okay, I will never get over this, it hurts like the first time and that was like 5 years ago.
Don't talk to me
This is why I can't laugh with the slacker life joke, I genuinely feel sorry for this man.
He just wants to nap (honestly same).
When you think about it krs hasn't left the battlefield in almost 18 years (15 years for the cataclysm and 2+ years as cale henituse)
Sure the breaks he's taking in tcf are great and all but the looming threat of an upcoming battle has not left this mans psyche in almost 2 decades
The time he spent as team leader and cale henituse combined
And in p2 he's still running around fighting 😭 oml
His perseverance is amazing
Get this guy into retirement ASAAAPPPPP
Instead of being on a government list, he has a government list.
He also has the phone number of all the powerful and famous people, he thinks is a business relationship but they call at least once a month to hang out. Or what KRS describes as "catching up on plans and creating new strategies".
Judging by his track record as Cale Henituse, I wholeheartedly believe Kim Roksoo destroyed a few guilds and came very close to (if not succeeded in) overthrowing the government of at least one of the countries on earth.
He is like a russian doll but when you take out another doll it is a new trauma.
Me pointing at Cale: This man has so many layers inside of him just like an onion and also just like an onion the deeper you cut through the layers the more it makes you cry
Alber will never be better than Alberu too. Or Beacrox, that's such a badass name.
I know Lout of the count's family is the official name, but try prying Trash of the count's family out of my dead hands.
They both need to stay away from scissors. Twins.
Do y'all see the vision?
Both "Beast People", Both parentless, Both got inadvertently adopted into a found family, Both looking like cinnamon rolls, Both could kill you, Their main parental figure is a smart, calculating sonovavich that is "weak", Both got that dangly strand and uncontrolled hair, etc...
I personally think it's a good thing for Cale that people don't know he has a healing power and how it works. Because then... People would get more demanding.
There are already too many people (background extras, not his allies) who look up to him like a saviour and hero and are grateful for being able to stand under the protection of his shield. The blood coughing and fainting is what makes them (the humane ones) not think of him as an invincible person who Should be at the forefront protecting them.
Imagine if people knew that when Cale Henituse coughs up blood, he's not actually hurt or dying but actually healing? That he's not injured and rather perfectly fine and healthy? There would be more people who would want to push him to become their hero and savior, relying on him to save them from all sorts of dangers. That is not something Cale, who has spent nearly half of his life sacrificing himself to save others' lives, deserves.
His allies too. Although I feel bad for them sometimes for all the headache and heartache he gives them, it's for the best.
People already view him as a hero and savior, a legend. They don't need more grounds to forget he's human. They'll take his protection for granted and push him to do more. Although Cale isn't the type to just do as they ask of him. In fact, the ones to make these demands would be the first to die. But it still would leave a bad taste in everyone's mouth, especially those close to Cale. Though they'd do everything in their power to destroy whoever says such things, it'd still hurt them to know people think of their Cale as more of a commodity than a person. Heck I'm afraid even some of the allies might get the idea that it's fine for the young master to cough up a little blood if it's for the greater good.
That's why, it's for the better that nobody knows the truth behind the coughing blood.
Good morning to Cale Henituse and Choi Han only
To my kings 👊😌 to keep fucking shit up with style another year
Thems
One of my headcanons is that KRS spent most of is carear as a team leader dehumanizing himself.
He was no longer Kim Rok-Soo but the Leader. He has more important things than having a break, or personal time. He was a fundamental piece of the machinery of the team and he needed to give everything to keep it running.
After all, he can't ruin the thing his hyungs died protecting.
Choi Han: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Choi Han: The wheelchair
*Cale choking in the back with a very confused Raon asking what that means*
Rosalin: so, Cale, how's your slacker life going?
Cale: Good. The other day I was reading a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
Rosalin: pff- *high pitched* yeah? I-im glad-
Give KRS a grain of sand and he would build a castle typo shit.
Had GoD put Kim Rok Soo and Og!Cale in one world together, whether as twins or body sharing, both of them would not only be able to cause 4 times the headache but can and will burn the world before they even turn 20 years of age.
GoD had the right idea to just switch their body’s and not regress one of them and transmigrating the other because there are heavier consequences for that and in this essay, I will-
My girl was so offended, I love her for that
‘An Elf? A subordinate of a Dragon? I, a Whale, the Future Whale Queen, a subordinate of a Dragon?’
Love the fact that Witira was so pissed for being mistaken for an Elf that she decided to throw away her water whip and started throwing punches at the dragon half blood in Aipotu.
Random Things Cale Henituse had done Without Context
adopted 14 children in a month
threw money into lava
stole cookies from royalty
scammed a vampire to give him an allowance
ate a rock
set a lake on fire
bribed a prince with poison
impersonated a priest
fed a hobo
stole a tree
dived into a mummy lake
wished to cough blood elegantly
hand-embroidered outfits
served a freaked-out dragon tea
forced a prince to make an MMORPG account
made his enemy wash the dishes
beat up a guy with a rock
fed a tree
commiserated with a god over work-related sleep deprivation
let his kid eat poison
sang creepy hide and seek song
tried to dig a hole in the ground and failed
gave away bones as a present
converted a barbarian with the Power of Friendship
blew up an island (twice)
stripped in front of his bff's uncle
blew up a whirlpool
hugged his arch nemesis
defenestrated a man
got compared to a haystack
strangled a guy with his bare hands
ate a battery
fought a lake
stabbed himself with a stick