The Subtle Art Of Not-flirting - Blog Posts

dangeroussciencebiologydonut

1 year ago

Seduction Techniques

Nebula: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

Peter: Stop what??

Nebula: QUILL!

Peter: STOP WHAT???

Nebula: I SWEAR TO GOD...

Peter: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!

Nebula: STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME!

Peter: I'M NOT TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU!!!

Nebula: ...

Peter: ...

Peter: ...Is it working?

Nebula: NO!

(Meanwhile, Rocket, Mantis, and Drax are just watching the drama unfold, with a bowl of Zarg nuts, like... O.O)