Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)
Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this 💀:
"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"
*jingle jingle*Â
"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"
*jingle jingle jingle*
"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"
*the sound of jingling intensifying*
I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face ðŸ˜