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Leon S Kennedy being a dad
My brain is literally rotting and dripping out my ears wtf… i need him
Anyways-
HE IS A GIRL DAD
Leon knew that trying for a baby would probably, y’know, result in a baby, but he was still horribly nervous when he found out he was going to be a dad. He acted cool about it but his nail-beds told a different story.
Even though you’ve told him he needs the rest more than you do because of his job, but he insists on getting up whenever the baby cries in the night. He usually wakes up the next morning sitting on the couch, holding the baby while she sleeps.
Nearly shits himself when he finds out baby #2 is on the way. He’s relaxes so much when he finally gets to hold her for the first time though. He was really just worried about something happening to either of you while you were pregnant.
Whenever he has to go on missions, he feels bad leaving you with two kids under two, but alas, duty called. Always made sure to make up for lost time as soon as he got home.
He’s personally offended when their first word isn’t “papa”. (They were ‘cat’ and ‘now’ respectively)
He lets them dress him up like a Princess for tea parties and shit
He’s also really big on taking family trips, even if it’s something simple like having a picnic at a park
He’s always enjoyed spending time with his girls, but once they gain an attention span (and stop trying to run off) he enjoys taking them to museums and stuff, just wanting to teach them about the world around them.
He’s proud to say that both of his kids go off to school already knowing how to read.
Leon’s always willing to help them with their homework. (even if it is just addition and he’s digging his nails into his hand with frustration)
When they get older he tries so hard to comprehend their interests (what in tarnation was a Frankie Stein?)
Scooby Doo becomes the common ground (it was his favorite show growing up)
Is definitely like the hoahh, yes yes yes yes hoahh vine (PLEASE know what I’m talking about)
He’s literally terrified of/ for them when they become teenagers, forgetting every emotional interaction he’s ever had, but he’s always there for them (fighting the urge to say ‘I told you so’ when Darren the skater breaks her heart)
Never goes to bed until they’re home from wherever they were.
First time one of them stays out past curfew, he’s not angry, he understands that young people are like that sometimes, but he squeezes them to him and makes sure they’re okay before sending them off to bed with a finger wagging and a ‘just call next time, okay’
Gives advice/ answers questions in the most terrifying, convoluted way.
“Listen, you’ll know you have the right one if it sounds like a bone snapping when you break it up.”
“Dad I just asked if the kindling was the right size…”
After they’re both done with the weird emotional stage he’s really cool with them. After they leave for college they’ll come over to visit mom and ‘hang out’ with dad.
He understands them a lot better now that they have more common interests. (He’s now very familiar with monster high lore, and his girls understand the importance of watching the neighborhood from a lawn chair in the garage)
Tramp stamp Leon mod has me thinking…
He’s definitely the type of guy to have arm tats.
He was a young man in the early 2000’s so one arm would probably be tribal, lots of smooth lines coming to sharp points, snaking down his entire arm. The other arm is entirely bare, save for his daughter’s name on his bicep.
He likes to keep it simple but after years of debating, a Chinese style dragon slithers up his toned side, accentuated by the muscles there.
He just looks so good
I’m so…. Head so full. Send me requests or asks or anything really. I want to talk to you guys.
Leon S Kennedy is 100% the type of guy to get drunk and have no idea what’s going on around him.
You lean in to kiss him and he pushes you away by the shoulder and tells you he has a wife.
When you try to convince him that you are his wife, this man deadass just goes “nuh uh” and continues declining your advances.
He finally decides he’s done and calls his wife to pick him up and when your phone rings he’s just like “no fucking way dude”