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marauders as things my friends and i have said
Sirius: I'm nonchalant as fuck
Remus: I'm going to push you down the stairs and you're going to let out the biggest scream
Sirius: No? I'm nonchalant, so I'm barely going to reac-
Remus: pushes him lightly
Sirius [letting a girly scream]: REMUS DON'T YOU DARE!
Remus [laughing]: Nonchalant my ass.