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Okarun, lil bro, where the FUCK are your parents man?
*Sprints over to you and grabs you by the shoulders.*
BUT WHAT IF LEGENDS Z-A LETS US CUSTOMIZE WHERE WE PUT OUR MEGA STONES
In the same day I saw people discuss the top 100 ships I've seen people genuinely debate wether or not the Twin Towers were good architectural designs.
God bless this hellsite.
Still gonna play Legends: Z-A but I'm literally on my hands and knees begging that we get some Unova content this gen pls oh pls I just need to go back one more time LET ME SEE N
Forget who it was but I remember seeing a video discussing all the ancestors in Legends: Arceus and when they got to Melli they were like "You don't have any obvious descendants. Did you just not have kids because you're GAY?! 🤨" and I think about that constantly.
Being Baki's side character friend would easily be some of the funniest shit ever. Like, imagine you meet some nice kid your age and he's like "Hey you wanna do something cool?" and he takes you to meet this eight foot tall five hundred pound wrestler who can kill people by snapping his fingers real loud or some shit and he's like "Wanna watch me fight him?"
Then you meet his dad and he's just as fucking crazy as he is and his poor girlfriend's just constantly getting sidelined for whatever brawlic motherfucker suddenly is visiting Japan that day.
But the funniest thing is that Baki's such a genuinely sweet kid and after everything is probably like "Anyways you wanna go watch a movie or something?"
Woah bro it's like the red dragon from Bible dude. It's like that thing from the Bible. You know, the bible. Ignore that the red dragon is supposed to have seven heads, seven crowns and ten horns and also that it's supposed to be a sign of the apocalypse in Revelation. It's some kid's dragon OC in a Yu-Gi-Oh outfit now.
It's a Bible thing. We're so smart and good at character design mhm.
Second line has six syllables instead of seven but A for effort Haiku Bot.
I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
idc about celebrities or their drama at all but when I hear "The guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob Musical cheated on his wife with Ariana Grande while acting in the movie version of the gay but not really Wizard of Oz musical." I'm gonna be intrigued.
The nicest girl you've ever met is watching Terrifier 3 and has multiple slasher smutfics in her likes.
Do you guys think Michaelangelo's Smeargle helped with the Sistine Chapel or was it just there for moral support?
I love you cantankerous old lady cat
"What if Turbo Granny plays with the hairdryer cause she misses the feeling of the wind in her face as she ran."
And what if I killed myself-
We need a word for this genre of relationship where fumbling the baddie leads to a rapidly increasing body count.
I don't watch Arcane but shout out the guy who looks like a sad Victorian child on the verge of a mental crisis he seems cool.
My favorite thing ever is when artists have a super detailed art style and their pfp is just
They had to kill off Wasuke cause he would've beat the shit out of Sukuna with his old man rage.
Let femme Gojo be buff you cowards!
Respect to everyone who has actual good interesting reasons for shipping two characters cause my reasoning never goes beyond "They're messy." or "It'd be hot if these two would kiss."
The greatest tragedy in Pokemon is that you cannot ethically hug a Spoink
I'm getting back into Pokemon and it's making me want to try making my own fan region again but I've already fallen behind on like three other projects and I have school and work too pls somebody help me I can't keep going with this-
Why tf is the best food always from the most random places like no we're not going to Panda Express we're going to that restaurant next to the abandoned store that's run by a bunch of Latina women, they have better rice.
KINGER YOU WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE I LOVE YOU OLD MAN
Those poor MAPPA animators aren't gonna see their family for weeks once they get to this last arc. Ik those mfs are gonna want that Hakari vs Uraume shit in full Disney movie ass animation level quality.
Being bullied into completing tasks isn't enough I need to get tortured like it's a JigSaw trap.
Don't get me wrong I like all the art of BillFord with human designs for Bill but it's infinitely funnier to imagine a world where they kiss like this:
