Old People - Blog Posts

people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly

Imagine this- Invader Zim, except Zim is genuinely just a senial old man and Dib is just a delusional kid.

Dib, who is just SO CONVINCED that there’s no way this old guy is human. And he comes to visit the retirement home all the time just to “foil Zim’s evil plans” when in reality all Dib is doing is stopping the old man from like- Escaping or causing old people havoc. Dib is lowkey still neglected in this universe, but like his dad isn’t some crazy famous scientist. I think he just works a really good position for like- Microsoft or something- So a little less weird than canon yk? As for Dibs weird alien claims on Zim- The old man lowkey just lets it progress just to fuck around with the kid.

And Zim? Well personality wise he basically the same. He might be like- An old war veteran who’s in denial about his so-called “Feats” in the army- And thinks his pals still wanna hang out with him when in reality their all either dead or total assholes to him. So he’s not THAT different- So Dib and Zim still have that kind of banter, And it’s the same sort of cat and mouse bond that they share in canon, although a whole lot more wholesome in some aspects.

There’s also Gir, who is Zims grandnephew who he basically treats like a little slave but it’s kinda adorable. And the nurses of the home find it sweet that the 12 year old Dib takes time out of his day to visit the old kook- who basically lost almost all his family a long time ago. (Also, the distraction is quite a spectacle) there would be other characters introduced- But the main basis is that mostly Irkens are now just old people in the home- Like Skoodge, Tak, Red and Purple etc. stuff like that. I just thought this would be silly tbh. Bro really has beef with an old man, what a loser lol-

Best part is, you can’t ship them in this AU unless you wanna make it creepy- And why would you? lol might be controversial but here I am.

Tidbit:

Gaz: Maybe the reason nobody wants to talk to you is because your only friend is an old guy who smells like sweaty beans and bleach.

Dib: He is NOT my friend! He is my SWORN ENEMY!

Gaz: That’s even worse.

Some crappy doodles to accompany this goofiness, pardon my handwriting it is in fact hot garbage-

When you send a family member memes but you can't tell if they're just that old or they dgaf and are sending you shit memes on purpose

I feel like old people go to church ‘cus they got nothing better to do.

Anybody else creeped out when friends of their parents (50+ yr olds) come up out of the blue and say “Man, if I was 20 yrs younger” or something along those lines, as if it’s a compliment? Like you, a middle aged/old man, just came up to a 22 yr old in front of her mother and essentially said you were sexually attracted to them. In public. Yet my Mom’s standing there like it’s just a cute folksy thing to say.

Why do parents feel the need to listen to Facebook videos on full volume, with no headphones in a room where other people can hear what they’re listening to...? I don’t wanna hear a list of facts about Reba McEntire. I don’t wanna know the recipe for the quiche you’re gonna try forcing me to help you make this weekend. I want you to use the four sets of headphones I’ve bought you over the past few years, specifically so you can listen to shit on your phone without disturbing anyone.

I am, how you might say...✨irritated✨

Fr, they're so cool- They The goats around there 😎😎

I love how Oda makes grandpas and every old dudes so cool in One Piece. I need more of them

Why don't we just invite the cool old people here? Just, don't tell the mean ones and help all the cools ones make an account. Has no one ever thought of this?

If he's doing some shady biz, I'm in

Here's another sketch of an old person from Pinterest

Sometimes to pay attention better in class I just draw old people from Pinterest, they just have so much character

Elders be talking to me about how their generation was the best like stfu u literally invented racism

Bus boy 2 is showin his grandpa fornite

Grandpa: Now Ive lived a long time and have eaten a lot of bananas and not one of em danced

Avatar:  Only there for the group photo

One question I often see is:  

“Why are Katara and Zuko so underused/ weak in the “Legend of Korra’?”

The answer is quite simple:  Fan service.  

Bryke wanted the Aang Gang to be in LoK for fan service, but didn't want them to get in the way of other characters.   Therefore Toph, Zuko, and Katara are present but are almost useless.  

Which feels out-of-character for them, and frustrating for the fans when pre-established characters do nothing to help.  

old people are so miserable. “back in my day, we blah blah blah. all you millennials and gen-z’s are so soft.” yall can’t handle seeing pride flags from a distance without going off about how mislead the youths are

“we just ate what we were given.” yet you always snuck broccoli and cauliflower to the dog bc it was ‘too crunchy’.

“we were outside from dusk till dawn” peoples own yards aren’t safe anymore.