Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Guys my mom is making us have a FORMAL Easter dinner. I have 7yo and 9yo brothers. I have to wear a dress and heels in my own house. help
Me: I’m bored, what to do...
My brain: You could update the 5 different fanfics you’re writing (for once)
Me: pffffffffft no way, ima just browse tumblr for 3 hours straight
I get the best ideas at 12pm, then I stumble out of bed in complete darkness to scribble on my homework all of these ideas for posts no one likes. Anyone else? Nope, just me? Thought so.
Me: we’re friends, right?
Friend: ofc, why?
Me: *spams them with the 50+ memes in my photos of fandoms they’ve never read*
Them:
Me: ...still friends?🥺
Them. Sure.
I was an only child for 4 years. Then came my brother. Then my other brother, but I still got a bunch of attention. Now I’ve been replaced by 2 boys, 2 dogs, and my own puppy.