Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
It’s actually rather funny
My love life is near nonexistent, and it’s understandable why; I’ve never exactly been a looker, the idea of intimacy sets me on edge because how can you trust someone enough to hold that level of companionship with them? That being saaiiiid..
The nice thing about fictional crushes is that they can never leave you, or disappoint you (or even worse, you disappoint them!) Yes, I held the characters I read about all near and dear to my heart. So, here’s a comprehensive list of all the fictional crushes I’ve had since the age of 9, all in chronological order for your convenience:
Morticia Adams (The Addams Family 1991)
Frank Zhang (Heroes of Olympus Percy Jackson series)
Delores Claiborne (Title Name, Self Explanatory)
Monica Geller (Friends)
The Reporter Courtney Cox Played (Scream. This Crush Probably Wouldn't Have Happened if I Hadn't Watched Friends)
Peeta Melmark (The Hunger Games Series, Book Version Only)
Olivia Benson (Law and Order SVU)
Griffin (The Invisible Man 1933, Movie Version Only) ((I also need to clarify that a lot of my thoughts about Griffin are admittedly out of character))
Sam Tully (ASoIaF AND Game of Thrones)
Whoever It Was Rosario Dawson Played in (Death Proof)((It was the damn kick at the end)))*
Samwise Gamgee (Mostly the Movie Adaptations of Lord of the Rings)
If there's anything writing this down has taught me, it's that I have a clear type in both genders, and I'm of the opinion that the two of them would make the perfect couple, somewhere far *far* away from me
(Feel Free To Reblog With Your Own Fictional Pinings)