Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
logan is sitting in on one of scott's trigonometry classes with like 10-15 kids.
kid : when are we ever going to use trigonometry in our life mr.summers
*logan lifts his hand*
scott : umm, yes logan
logan : you can adjust the angle at which the gun is tilted so that you can assassinate the target at the lower floor in the building next to you. *the kid looks horrified, others look at logan morbidly*
scott : thats... correct. why was that the first example to cross your mind?!
logan : you tell me
im a firm believer that logan is completely illiterate. like, he cant read at all, and cant write either. he doesnt have a phone for this reason; everyone thinks hes just being an Old Guy but he genuinely cannot get any of the information being conveyed to him on a phone. no one, not even the telepaths, realize this until hank hands logan a note one day and logan goes, "i cant read this."
and everyone's like, "why?" assuming the handwriting might just be hard to decipher or too small or smudged or something.
and logan says, "i cant read."
it takes three hours for him to convince everyone he's serious