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Don't ask questions

Edit: Alright then

Completely unrelated question that definitely has nothing to do with this poll😀

You guys ever seen The Hangover?

Fic idea thought up at midnight that I can't recall:

What does John Cena'd mean💀

Nevermind😀

Autocorrect is the best

HE LOOKS SO SAD😭

When Zundapp asks Lightning "You! Why didn't my death ray kill you!?" Lightning is slowly backing away and jerks back too.

Bro, you're like 3 times Zundapp's size and can squish him in a second.

Some feral screenshots of the moment I'm talking about:

I vaguely remember a fanart where human Lightning is German suplexing human Francesco💀

I'll try to find it, but this was like a year or more ago.

Edit: I found it

This photo is the reason I know what a German suplex is

Something that High boi, AKA, the movies explained by an idiot guy noticed.

Lightning never makes the Willy's Butte turn in any of the movies, shorts or the show💀

Like he can do the manauver but we never see him use it on that turn.

Why can he stand up so much taller than his default💀?

I understand he was modified for the race but LIKE???

Fucking tarantula

Currently making a fic where 90% of it is Francesco and Lightning calling eachother the worst insults ever

Give me some creative insults for them to use against eachother

I'm sorry Francesco

LMAO

I can't be the only one that thinks this...

I can't be the only one that thinks this...

When you realise that if Mater hadn't crashed Lightning's introduction Axelrod would've been outed right then and there.

Cuz he would've pissed himself and had no one to blame it on

And if anyone says "what about Lightning? He was next to Axelrod." Lightning was too far away from Axelrod to take the blame.

[Edit: I can't find an image where Lightning isn't cut out, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE NOT CUT OUT PARTS OF SCENES]

I FOUND IT

Why has it taken me 48 rewatches (Give or take) of cars 3 to realise that Jeff Gorvette appears near the end???

(If you see this with no pic, give me a few minutes, I'm trying to find the damn picture)

There was this scene in my discontinued cars 2 rewrite fic where all the racers beat the shit out of one of the top lemons and his gang in a bar while Life could be dream plays in the background.

I may post the scene by itself.

Wow... Ok then

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that Lightning wanted to fight in cars 2

This is the only thing I'm sour about in cars 2

Pixar should've let him get into a tire fight💀

Cars(Pixar)

Imagine, Baby the 1967 impala meeting Ramone the 1950’s impala meeting and having a Bobby-Deanish relationship.

Whether its live action or not thats up to you. It could be like the thing where we saw dogs talking in spn but no weird mouth CGI shit. Dean would totally be excited and and gushing about how proud he is, and asking a lot of questions, and he’d for sure be spooked at first. I mean who knows how many hookups the winchesters have had that Baby had to contain? Awkwaaard

Imagine Baby racing Lightning McQueen and WINNING and everyone cheering her on from the sidelines.

Just, chefs kiss.

didnt expect to be called out while i was sipping on my tea.

girlhelp I think I empathized too hard with Lightning McQueen and accidentally saw myself in him

I’m cringe but I’m free