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His birthday is on the same day I start my first day of High School. I suddenly feel better about going to a makeshift prison!
I sang the “mr sand man/man me a sand” to my bf while he sang the normal version and his reaction (in typical cat owner fashion) was “LOVE!!!” As if he was scolding one of his cats and not listening to his girlfriend (me) sing a meme parody of a song he likes
mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation
Your honor I love him
graduATEd summa cum laude from the university of servington with a major in cuntology and a masters in babygirlism, currently pursuing a doctorate in absolute slayage (and he doesn't know it yet but he's gonna specialize in mothering)
I really really want to just put him in my pocket and protect him from this cruel world *says a tiny 5 feet me* too much to ask for?!?!?! I love him so damn much!!!! <3
DEADASS