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Loona's human form redesign?... Kinda.

I've never really liked Loona's human form since Spring Broken came out, and for a long time I couldn't figure out why she looked so weird to me. Until the realization hit me like a train.

She has a different bodytype. In her usual form, she has an ordinary hourglass body, rather wide hips. But in human form, she is much thinner. And, like, why was it necessary to change her bodytype??? So in the «redesign», I tried to bring her closer to her actual bodytype.

And here's the makeup version, idk.

My subjektiwe and biased analyse of "seeng stars"

Disklaimer:

Wery clearly biased, anti Stoliz, pro Star and the moon (Loona x Octavia)

If you like Stoliz do not read it your not gonna like the post.

I was obsessively analyzing every shot of S2: Episode 2 of Helluva Boss, which resulted in this post. Read the disclaimer and enjoy

Oh, maybe the fact that she’s stressed and aggressive all the time has something to do with the fact that she’s a goddamn slave you adopted exclusively to be a secretary—but nah, I must just be a Blitz hater.

This phrase alone justifies all the bullying Moxxie got from Loona’s side. Fuck you DROP DEAD STAY BULLIED AND I'M GONNA CALL HIM FAT FROM NOW ON not because he is but because he deserwed to be bullied and pissed of all the time

How does a character who doesn't give a fuck (and doesn't even know Via) act, compared to a character

the show wants us to think gives a fuck and loves Via act

Moxxie couldn't care less about a teen they should rescue, Millie not being able to tell him no (and the joke is idiotic but is the best that we could possibly get in this series)

Loona has no business finding the teen she doesn't even know and telling Blitz off so cutely

"this is the teem work sweetie" blitz said as he forsed hes slave to do hes motherfucking work 💝💝💝💘💘💘 drop dead 😙😙😙

The whole line with Stoliz wasting time at the sitcom just shows that neither of them really gives a fuck about Via. First of all, Blitz has no weapons whatsoever? Cool—going into the human world with essentially your underpants down, to help the daughter of your abuser you really care about, and you end up spending the whole day surrounded by people that could be killed in a span of a minute. Whoah, Blitzo, keep it up. I'm sure your business sucks because Loona is a bad slave—OH, I MEAN WORKER. His whole work is supposed to revolve around going into the human world ALL THE TIME. How the FUCK does he not know what he's doing?

During the time they spend on the sitcome, Via could die 400 times, could be kidnapped 100 times, but ok whatewer hawe fun there. And only one single moment to note happens during the sequence—a part that tells us about Loona's childhood.

She spent it in a kennel, which essentially looks and feels like a prison (which needs a couple individual posts about it). And Blitzo, being the loving dad he is to his daughter that he cares about, chooses to adopt Loona because…because he needs a worker… and because she’s cute… A DAD TO DESIRE.

To analyse the next scene, we need to take note of Loona’s slave background. We see her just walking around like a normal young woman would—my love, 🥺💜 she actually got a chance to do this.

And then she needs to choose between completing her fucking boss’s duties and actually getting some fresh air. FUCK YOU, BLITZ, YOU COULD DIE. Loona—the one who cares again (the only one out of everyone).

just look how my sweetheart looks around in desperation... she is just a baby after all, blitz you know what you should do

Loona was the one to find Via because she was the only one who was searching for her. And the girls have a talk. Now, I think it's worth noting that Loona essentially just victim-blames Via into thinking that her father cares for her. But I don't think that was intentional.

Loona grew up in the kennel — everything we know about the kennel is that it's essentially something like a prison, just to then be put in another prison, to be a slave of the man that calls her his daughter. These are things that could NOT just pass by Loona's psycho health, and it shows.

Of course, to loona, Stolas is a good father because instead of displaying a clear case of abuse, he just don’t give a fuck. So for Loona, it's essentially the best thing that a father could ever be. She didn’t mean to victim-blame Via, she’s just too traumatised herself. She does her best to help, considering that Via is klearly still trying to reach up to her father.

To finish that off

Nothing that speshial just Via beeng protekted by badass woman she in love with 💘💘

Stoliz are trying to hard to not hawe to much fun when there are a teen in danger running around with Grimoire

😃👍