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Haiku Bot - Blog Posts
okay but thats actually a stellar poem though.
The earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand.
CASTLE IN THE SKY (1986) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.
I'm going to try it.
I love following @the-haiku-bot. Like it absolutely destroys my feed, I see so much random garbage I have no interest in. I end up scrolling through an entire chain of like 6 different reblogs, and the whole time I’m just wondering like, “why is this on my feed, why are people arguing about irrigation in Texas or whatever the fuck, how did this get to my dash?”
Then I get to the very end and haiku bot is there just like:
Texas is not like
a whole separate country
you fucking moron
And I’m like oh :) hello old friend :) bringing me the daily news i see :)
Haiku bot my beloved
5 hours well spent that you OP
Here's what I spent m morning doing... like, a good five hours... It's finnnneeee
I’d ship it.
Ughh….. nah man I can’t drive. Fucked up on jasmine rice right now.
Love the sides of Tumblr I find from Haiku-Bot, honest
These two are amazing!
@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!
i really need to stop saying everything that pops into my head
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE THE HAIKU BOT
a haiku that I have thought of
"We can get rid of - all of the bots except our - perfect haiku bot"
Name a single post the haiku bot has made worse. Trick question: You can't.
Fol 👏 low 👏 ers 👏 and 👏 mu 👏 tu 👏 als 👏 the 👏
That's one too many syllables, bud
Of all the haikus that haiku-bot made, this one is actually good imo
being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot
like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin
This post was made for the haiku bot to repost. Thank you very much.
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
this is the closest we'll ever get to perfection oml
Izuku: I thought I was barking back to the dog for the past hour.
Izuku: Turns out it was just me and Kacchan barking back and forth from different rooms in the house.
Izuku: Todoroki still hasn’t stopped laughing at us.
They fucking combined
i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
OMG HAIKU BOT
Haiku bot is a genloss enjoyer fr
I went back to watch Charlie’s vod from when he was streaming from the set just to see if there was anything and saw this code at the end in the description of the video Charlie was watching
Translates to:
F︎o︎r︎e︎v︎e︎r︎ t︎h︎e︎s︎e︎ c︎o︎l︎o︎r︎s︎ a︎l︎l︎ t︎h︎e︎s︎e︎ c︎o︎l︎o︎r︎s︎ i︎n︎ f︎r︎o︎n︎t︎ o︎f︎ y︎o︎u︎ w︎i︎l︎l︎ f︎o︎r︎e︎v︎e︎r︎ b︎e︎ w︎h︎a︎t︎ y︎o︎u︎ m︎u︎s︎t︎ v︎i︎e︎w︎ a︎n︎d︎ h︎a︎v︎e︎ o︎r︎ h︎a︎v︎e︎n︎’︎t︎ y︎o︎u︎ e︎v︎e︎r︎ n︎e︎v︎e︎r︎ b︎e︎e︎n︎ t︎h︎e︎r︎e︎ f︎o︎r︎e︎v︎e︎r︎ a︎l︎w︎a︎y︎s︎ y︎e︎s︎?︎
Not sure exactly what to think of it just thought it was interesting