Franky Has Uncomprehensible Swag - Blog Posts

Excuse me, Franky‘s outfit just has a level of swag that is uncomprehensible to us mortals and also, Sanji is wearing crocs and a bucket hat 😑. This is not a competion, Sanji‘s outfit is uglier.

Ugly Outfits Tournament - Round 1 Side D

Propaganda under the cut.

Franky: A grown up man that goes around barefoot only in panties and an hawaian shirt..... that says all.

Sanji:

Do not like this man wear anything but the three piece suits EVER

Let's take this outfit one step at a time. You're first thought looking at it is "what are thooooooose???" Those being the bright orange crocs on his feet. Comfortable? Probably. Practically for man on his feet out on the ocean all day? Yes. Stylish? Absolutely not. Then you may trace your eyes back upward to the bucket hat - the least sexy of the hats. The light blue unbuttoned button up is almost salvageable in a different outfit, but then. Then we get to the shorts. Tri color shorts, but here's the kicker: none of the colors match anything else in the outfit. They do not match the shirt, they do not match the hat, they do not even match the crocs. In fact the *only* things in this outfit that match is the yellow on the shorts and the *pineapple* he is holding.

so so truly ugly. the most iconic of all ugly sanji outfits. if im the only one who submitted this one ill eat my shoe.

Bro….I physically cannot even explain this fucking outfit. Normally I’d start with the crocs, but the crocs aren’t even the problem here. You know what? I actually like the crocs, they match his shorts, it makes sense! But the uncoordination in color ???? The fact that his belt looks so bulky and mechanic but he’s ready to go to the beach ???? i’m just so confused

The Bucket Hat. The Barbeque Fork on the belt. The Crocs.

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