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Yeah s*x is cool and all but what about cuddling.
The 'I woke up from a nightmare and am afraid to be alone' cuddles
The 'i really hate you but I've been having really bad nightmares can you please spoon me' cuddles
'wait, you actually did it and now I can feel your heart beating unnaturally fast and how can I have a nightmare now when I'm too busy thinking what it can mean' cuddles
'we have been friends forever and used to cuddling but I developed feelings for you and oh my god this is unbearable' cuddles
The 'huddling close to the only fire while it pours outside and we're both soaking and fuck your hand is on my knee this is so awkward what do we do' cuddles
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"Why are you always hanging around them?" *scowl* "Are you in love with them?"
"oh no no we're just friends. they're not my type."
"Are you fu-king me! How can they not be anyone's type! Look at how awesome they are! And their eyes! Have you seen their eyes! oh my god how can anyone not be in love with them! They're so perfect!!!" *Head explodes in confusion*
"...I guess they're kinda pretty."
"Hah! I knew it!!"
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When the sunshine one has been pushed too far and all of a sudden their smile just dRops and is replaced by a face completely devoid of expression, that even the scary people shudder, no-one can read anything on their face except their eyes are very very angry, and everyone just feels a collective we done effed up.
aNd it's because everyone was being too nihilist around them and they got tired of being the only one who cared about the human cost of every single person and trying to vye for them nicely, everyone has to listen as they speak quietly, their voice rising until they're shouting "What do you mean it's worth the price! They never agreed to be sacrificed in a game they don't even know about! I don't care about the bigger picture if it means sacrificing innocents for a plan that might not even work. Either we find another way or we don't do it at all, but we are not doing this, it's final! "
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You have to appreciate the pure litery brilliance of the 'I hate that I love you'. Agressive adoration. Angry hurt comfort. All of it.
The 'I cant believe I'm doing this' growl before jumping into intervene into horrible situations to save them.
the Angry "You should take of yourself!" And throwing healthy things at them
The 'i can't believe I'd die for you' just being hopelessly in love ready to do anything and absolutely hating it.
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The dark academia urge to attend a fancy ball where everyone has to dip there hands in gold dust that leaves prints behind on whatever they touch. Dancing with a stranger surrounded by people with gold dust in their hair and on their faces and lips and thighs while intoxicating ballads are played live. Being whisked away by your hot nemesis and them wiping gold from your cheeks and holding your eyes till only their prints are left on you, and then they lean close and whisper "that's better, you look beautiful."
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" I would like to, uh get to know you."
"Um, to find out my weakness and use it against me? Dude, we're literally mortal enemies, why are you acting like this is a first date."
"Because you're unlike anyone I've ever known and you're wonderful and I keep waiting for you to disappoint me but you never do, and I don't think this hateful mutual admiration is enough anymore. I want to know the delightful experience of loving you, actually loving you."
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Sometimes a person tries to confess their love for their enemy and comes up with profound shit like, "Because I'd find you even if this entire divided world worked together for once just to tear us apart, your soul and mine are made of the same stuff, and we'll have to change atom to atom to be anything other than each others. Because even if you tired to stab me it'll only work to cut of some ancient infected wound, because you'll always be my savior, even if you try to hurt me"
Other times they say shit like, "Because maybe I like your stupid face."
"Remember when I said I would rather cut of my own lips than kiss you?Yeah, I might have been a little wrong."
"Maybe I don't hate being around you when you're not trying to kill me."
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"Hellooo? Anyone there?"
"...No."
"What the— wait, did you get yourself stuck in a trap? Wait a second," the hero couldn't stop their giggles, "in your own lair, and was that meant for me! How did it even happen, pssshh"
"Stop laughing and get me out of here."
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I had the dumbest fukin idea but consider?!! We all love the hero and villain being soulmates kay? But what what if they are not, they just have the same soulmate. Like person C randomly finds both the city's most famous hero and infamous villain vying for their attention. Living that y/n life cause they're their soulmate.
Is your villain the type to nobly give them up cause they deserve better. OR,
*Hero gives them flowers and chocolates* *Villain finds 4-foot Bouquet and cratefull chocolates to one up them* again and again until they're stuck at c's lawndoor together because they were both running to enter first with a teddy bears bigger than them screaming "get your vanilla ass away from them you wet cabbage" as they push the hero face away from them while struggling too free themselves.
C just sighs in disappointment while sipping their morning coffee and probably goes on a childhood friends to lovers arc with the boy next door who eventually cuts them out from the door
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*Villain calls hero in the middle of the night*
Hero-: umm hey?
Villain-: *sniffs* I watched a show and now liquid keeps falling from my eyes? Is it an allergy? Infection? Cancer?!
Hero-: Do... Do you mean tears! :0
Villain-: is it terminal?
But seriously my eyes have been leaking this gross gluelike thing since yesterday and I'm pretty sure I'm about to die. Follow for updates or assume disaster if I don't post
The hero shows up to foil the villains plan but instead end up fighting that other hero, their rival, who also showed up to fight them. While the vilain presumably drinks a margarita, both confused, amused and carrying out their plan before their bickering ends.
A: "I'll handle handle this, you can go home and bake cookies or something."
B: "Really?And tell me how you plan to fight a supervillain. The power of friendship?"
A: *sigh* "Can we just be civil about this."
B: "No we cannot you stole my binkin' promotion"
A: "Fine.I'll let you help me defeat them. Deal?
B: "bish, excuse me."
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But the villain and the anti-hero bitching about the popular hero is like the funniest shit ever
"Have you seen them? Blond hair, white costume, holier than thou attitude?"
*deadpan* "Oh, wow, do all heroes have a giant stick up their ass."
"You've kidnapped the mayer? And yet I'm the anti-hero." " What a kiss ass huh?"
"And I thought Villain's monologues were intolerable, do excuse me while I bludgeon myself."
"So you're working with hero now? Being an anti-hero really requires sacrifices huh?" *Grabbing a screwdriver to start working beside villain on their death ray* "Some things are just not worth it"
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But every cliche hits harder when it's enemies to lovers tho.
Friends to lovers, "The view is beautiful" *not looking at the view* "Yes it is." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
But that in enemies to lovers- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The *grabs hand* "we need to run!" Close proximity with your nemesis? Sign me up
Hiding in small spaces? Uhhh, yesss!!
The hand on the mouth because their making too much noise? Hmm, good stuff.
Making it enemies to lovers just adds so much internal tension, I'll always stan
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The stage between enemies and lovers where they VEHEMENTLY deny their feelings is appreciated a lot, but it still deserves more appreciation like who thought like :/ so these two people okay? And get this they hate each other, kay? But, and here's where it gets crazy they start having FEELINGS for each other! And they do not want to!! Crazy! ;/ Like who thought a person just failing so badly at insulting thier crush will be the funniest shit ever?! AND THEY WERE RIGHT!!
The internal monologue is just like
"look at them humming to themselves! Aww—! Like an idiot! Foolish!! Disgusting shit!!!"
"I wanna do things to them... I mean Violence! Murder! That's what I wanna do, target practice, fish bait!... And now I'm talking to myself "
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Enemies to lovers combat things I will give up my mother's first born for— I'm an only child btw
Swordfight interactions when one of them is gaining and the swords are at the other's shoulder and their faces are too close
ESPECIALLY, if the other flirts or kisses the other to distract them
Any type of flirtation intended as a distraction for that matter
When one gets both swords and pins the other between a wall and them with a sword embedded on either side of them like giant thumb tacks
A Bending way too low to avoid an attack and being caught just as their balance fails them
B pulling A's hand hard after and A is flung at B's chest
Abruptly pushing them back after that cause why not (they were flustered and have no social skills)
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Enemies to lovers where one's heart is beating fast af cause they find the other attractive but when asked they are like "tis' tis is my unbridled rage for them/you!! Dumbass!! This is the sound of bloodthirst bish, totally just the blood kind of thirst hrmph!"
OR
Their heart is beating cause of fear/panic but they'd rather chew their own leg of then admit it so when out of excuses they go, "it's cause... Um, I found you... Hot? Yup that's it. I'm just into ya. Nothing suspicious here haha"
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Okay, so most heroes and villians are treated like celebrities in their worlds right? With fandoms and media coverage and everything? So, whyyy isn't it used more in their ships? The opportunities are close to endless.
Being a popular presence in each other's identity conspiracy boards.
Fighting each other's fans online cause 'they suck, why do you like them. I totally don't get it.'
Getting jealous because they're articles about them fighting other heroes/villains.
Dating scandals. Dating scandals. Dating scandals.
How do they respond to their in world shippers?
The heroes being horrified cause their 'I may respect their noble goal but I still oppose everything they stand for' speech came out a little thirstier then they wanted. And the villian being absolutely over the sun about it.
aNd so so much more
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I see your 'Hero breaks the villain out of jail cause they miss them.' and I raise you, 'But it's nowhere near the first time. There aren't even any heroes anymore cause they're both wanted supervillains. Each of them would have achieved world domination ten times over by now if they didn't keep foiling each other's plans. The prison doesn't even install cameras or security anymore because the insurance company has added a will not refund for damages incurred during a hero-villiain roleplay clause to their terms. Just two idiot maniacs fighting and insulting thier way through supervillainy and giving the city hell'
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Angry love confessions! Okay,
Shouting "Because I love you! You big idiot!" in the middle of arguments.
The HuRT in "Why do you care anyway."
The repeatedly screaming i hateyou, I hateyou I hate you and then stopping looking them in the eye and immediately passionately kissing then?!!
Getting your senses back and like no no no what did we do.
Or, Whispering "I am still mad at you" in between kisses.
Just angry love confessions.
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Not like other girls but it's a villain, not as in a nlog is a villain (also good) but a 'not like other Villains', and not as in secretly a good guy, but in a 'absolutely bad, but very ardent in making sure they're not bad in a cliche way and going hilariously wrong' way
"What? Did you think I'll be in full black or something? Geez." *Said while wearing whiter than white clothing, jacket, shoes and goggles and sipping milk out of a clear glass (hero has to assume it's heavily spiked)*
"Did you seriously think that'd work, that you'd just get me rambling that easily, do you think I'm stupid, you have no idea, this time in 07, no 06, someone tried the same blah bhlah blah." *Hero smiles knowingly and continues to climb the rope as the villain turns back*
"Now I'd tell you all about my plan but that'd be stupid."
"I won't tell you anything... except that it has the nuclear fission model that won me this" *giddily holding up a certificate saying evil scientists visionary award*
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