Blitzo ☠ IC - Blog Posts

"What am I supposed to do with this? Shove it up someone's ass??"

He has a wagon behind him filled with rubber ducks. "Hey, you! Here's a lucky duck for you!" He shoves a rubber duck in the other's hands.

@hazbintales said: ❛ just stay out of my way. ❜ ( striker to blitz)

He squares up his shoulders, standing at his full height, even if Striker still towered over him. He wasn't intimidated by him.

"OR maybe you stay out of my way. Ever think of that, asshole," he said, poking the cowboy in the chest with a sharp finger.

“ I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

He eagerly reaches for one only for his hands to pass right through it. He scowls and immediately tries to flip the plate out of Adam's hand only to fail at that too.

"Real funny, dickhead," he grouses in annoyance.

"BBQ ribs. Here, try one!"

He cupped a hand around the side of his head. "What's that Moxx? You want met to turn it up?"

Without waiting for the other to respond he proceeds to amp up the volume to the max it can go.

"Uh sir?" Moxxie came up to Blitz. "That music is kinda loud, don't you think, sir?"

Fuck.

He'd been trying to sneak in and out without anyone knowing he had even been there but apparently he was more off his game than he realized.

"Ah, yeah, I know...I came to pick something up I left the last time I was here..." he trailed off into an awkward silence, inwardly wincing at the situation.

┊ @helluvahotpot. / ❤'d for Octavia.

'....My dad isn't here at the moment, come back later when I am out of the house.'

"Now that's what I like to hear. Make that a double for me."

"You look like I need a drink..."

"You look like I need a drink..."

Oh, no way. There was absolutely no way-

A smirk slowly curls across his face showing off sharp teeth before he let's out a gleeful little giggle, hand coming up to cover his mouth. "Don't think I didn't notice you avoiding my question there. Striker, are you a-" He cups the side of his mouth as he leans over and loudly whispers the next word, "Virgin?"

@helluvahotpot replied to your post.

blitzø vc, in the most judgey voice: uh, have you ever HAD sex before?? what kind of dumb fuck question is that?!

❝A serious one, Blitzy. You all make it your whole personality.❞

@hazbintales said: ❛  will i ever be good enough?  ❜ (Stolas to Blitzo)

He needed to leave.

Being around Stolas was too hard now. He made Blitzø's skin itch- like it was too tight and he just wanted to scratch it all off til the feeling went away.

Funnily enough the feeling didn't go away as he walked away. In fact it only got worse the closer he got to the door. With every step quick step his agitation grew, the feeling growing and filling his chest til he felt like he couldn't breath.

But he knew.

He knew that if he got far enough away he'd be okay.

Or he could go back to his apartment and pretend to be okay anyway. Same difference, right? As long as no one knew there was a problem, who was to say there even was one, right?

He's so far into his head that he almost doesn't catch Stolas' words said so softly but still echoing so loud in the silence of the room.

He stopped in his tracks, hands convulsively opening and closing with agitation. He slowly turned to look over his shoulder at the other, brows furrowed in consternation.

"What? What are you talking about? Good enough for what?"

Because Stolas couldn't possibly be talking about being good enough for him. That was the stupidest thing he'd ever thought, and he'd had a LOT of stupid ass thoughts before.

He turns around fully, arms spread out in front of him in bewilderment. "What the fuck are you talking about, Stolas??"