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Something to contrast very heavily with my last post — I'm genuinely so sick and tired of the blatant sexualization that bbh faces. I can't search him up on this app without some fucking loser drawing him with his cock out
I think he's one of the most sexualized people on the dreamsmp as a whole and I mean that with every inch of my being
Ik that with the existence of something comes a sexual version of it or wtv but that doesn't mean I have to like it. And it doesn't mean I have to embrace it either. It's against his boundaries too
Fuck you yes I do giggle and kick my feet whenever I search up Badboyhalo on any app yes I squeal with excitement upon seeing fanart and writing of him
Oh god, I can’t believe bad boy halo just made slaying part of his oficial presidencial campaign 0_0 /j This whole haircut bit was just so fun and wholesome!! Only problem is that now I need more blond-boy-halo :D
ah yes chicken lady
got to love the internet when they go to the BBH’s chicken lady’s Bachelor’s page. :3
❤ Little Flame
[2900+]
[he/him pronouns]
Description: The demonic kingdom of Ouphara is your home, as the prince should know no other. But now that home is full of a bunch of stuffy old humans. You'll tolerate them though, only because your precious twin flame BadBoyHalo is with them. (Badboyhalo x male reader)
[Read the rest under the cut]
{《☆》}
You lounge across your older sisters bed, her annoying highness sitting at her dresser as she applied some of the human makeup she recently took a liking to.
"I don't get why we even need to host the festival when we could've had one at the overworld like we usually do." You said, vocally complaining as you have been for the last half hour.
"The council said a festival would help human relations. We want them as allies, remember." She put extra emphasis on 'allies'.
"Besides," she adds on. "Your Twin Flame will he there, is he not? Sir Halo?"
You brighten up instantly, remembering your little flame's letter about coming to visit. He even provided his dressing colours, to match. "He is. Arriving with the humans and leaving a day after the Archangels." Exactly 13 days.
Your sister nodded in approval. Anna and Bad had always had an odd and complicated relationship, leaning towards hate-filled respect for one another. You aren't very sure when or how it started, just that it did. If Bad hadn't stayed at least a week, Anna would use it as an excuse to ban him from the kitchen for his entire life.
"Now, Y/N, when the humans get here you'll be on your best behaviour, you hear me?" She very much threatens you. Then in a quieter but still warning tone, she whispers. "We don't want a repeat of your 7th Circle dance when you-"
"I will literally choke you in your sleep, ᓭ⍑⚍ℸ ̣ ⚍!¡ Anna!" You yell, your eyes shine with magic even if you'd never actually hurt her.
Anna rolls her eyes, (e/c) just like yours and just like your mothers were. She stands with practised grace, smoothing out wrinkles on her suit. It's one of your mother's old ones, her favourite at one point if you recall correctly.
"Both the humans and the Nephilim should be arriving soon." Anna reminds you. "So hurry down unless you want to miss your little flame."
You fall back against the bed as she leaves, mind filled with ideas of how your reunion could go. He'll walk through the entrance in his dazzling suit with his charming and shy smile and you'll be waiting there for him. Bad would run up to you, his beautiful smile spread wide over his face. When you lean down, pressing your horns together and sharing your flames for the first time in months.
You almost trilled in delight at the thought.
The idea spurred you to dress quicker, excited for your reunion. You hurried past servants who nodded in respect before you left.
You could feel him getting closer, but so was another, smaller, piece of his flame. In the body of another, vaguely human body.
You floated down the stairs, tucking your wings under your cloak. Your sister was already there, greeting early arrivals with an easy smile.
You bounced on your heels, glancing over the shoulder of every person you greeted. Bad and his mini were close, close enough that you should've been able to see him already. He was shorter than you but not that short.
Anna gives you a 'suck-to-suck' look over a diplomats shoulder as you pout. But then she starts grinning. With an amused smirk, she nods to something behind you.
You turn around and see a human-sized Bad walking through the main entrance.
Shrinking wasn't something you usually (or at all) did but if Bad wanted to be tiny you'd play along. You may be a bit enthusiastic about throwing your human-sized self at Bad but he catches you anyway.
"Wha-?" Your little flame was so confused it was adorable.
"Little flame," You trill happily. Knocking your hornless head against his is odd in human form but you hope it still holds the same meaning. "I've missed you!"
Even in human form, you are taller than him, leaning down so that he can knock heads back. Your darling twin flame pulls away after a second, looking over at a tiny gaggle of humans who watch you two with odd eyes.
A tiny human, albeit taller than Bad, was the one who held a piece of Bad's flame. They wore a white headband and a shirt with a flame on it. They looked young with scrappy bits of hair on their jaw.
You gasped, immediately realizing what it meant. You warble excitedly, a strange noise from a human body you're sure, and head to them. They step back but cannot stop your hugging abilities.
"A nestling! Oh, how adorable~!" You cooed, keeping your face soft and comforting. You turn to Bad, your nestling safely tucked into your wing.
He sighs fondly, waving a hand at the humans who had drawn their weapons. "Y/N drop Sapnap."
"But- he's our nestling! A baby flame!" You whined, scratching at your nestling's hair. They melt into it, leaning onto you heavily.
"Sapnap is an adult in human years, Y/N." Bad tries. When he sees it got him nowhere, he tries again. "And he hasn't eaten so if you don't let him go, he can't eat. Then you'll be hurting him."
You squawk in protest, instantly letting your nestling go. Sapnap stumbles back, blinking like an upset child. He looks like he'll try to stumble back over to you before he seems to shake it off.
"What... was that?" A masked human asks. He looks as young as your nestling... "Who are you?"
Bad steps over to you, knocking your heads together briefly. They have a small, shy smile, the one you love so dearly. "This is Y/N, he's my, oh what's the human word... um, soulmate? Yes! Y/N is my soulmate!"
They all seem to blink at the news. Then Sapnap, 'your nestling,' a part of you cooed, starts smiling widely.
"You actually exist!" He laughs. "I thought Dad was just crazy for a while but you're actually real!"
Then he pauses, his face going soft. "So... You're my... other dad? Patér? Baba?"
"You can call me whatever you'd like, baby flame." You may intentionally soothe them with your flame. A nestling's instinct calm near their blood flames. Sapnap is like putty, slinking over to your side slowly.
"Y/N!" Bad yells, startling people around you.
You pout, pulling back. The humans seemed to feel it too and shook it off slowly. "Can we head to the kitchen now? Baby Flame needs to eat."
Bad glances at the rest of the humans. "We have to bring all of my friends."
You frown. Your nestling nods along though so you sigh. "Okay, bring the humans along. But they can't touch anything."
"We won't." The masked one promises. They glare back at a tiny blond and an even tinier goat boy. "Ranboo keep an eye on the other two."
That isn't very reassuring.
You brush it aside, holding hands with Bad. They silently link your fingers together. You offer your flame to him, ready to share in its sacredness even if only for a second.
Bad glanced back at the humans who were trailing you and pulled away. You frowned down at the ground. Well fine then, if he wanted to be like that you'd ignore him too.
Sapnap blinked up at you, still close to your side "So, are you really 12 feet tall?"
You started grinning widely. "Oh, baby flame, I'm 13'7 feet tall."
"That is so cool!" He bounced on his feet. "That's even taller than Dad."
You laughed, "Of course I am! Bad is tiny, even compared to the ᔑ∷ᓵ⍑ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎᓭ ."
In front of you Bad flushed. You used to constantly tease his short stature but you had also assured him you loved it. But that was of course before he travelled to the overworld.
The half-half one tilted their head at you, eyes wide though that was a permanent condition of most Enders. He looked even younger than your baby flame, you almost wanted to coo. "⊬⍜⎍ ⌇⌿⟒⏃☍?"
"⟟ ☊⏃⋏, ⊬⟒⌇." You did coo softly. Their name was Ranboo if you recalled correctly. He was practically a nestling too, even if not yours. "⍙⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⟟⌇ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⊑⏃⎍⋏⏁⟟⋏☌, ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⍜⋏⟒?"
"⌰⍜⌇⏁." Ranboo warbled, distressed particles falling off of him. "☊⏃⋏'⏁ ⍀⟒⋔⟒⋔⏚⟒⍀."
"Hey!" The tiniest human, the one with horns, glared at you. "What are you saying to him."
He was protective of the tall one, you realized quickly. How cute.
"He is confused. His memory worsens the longer he is away from the ⎅⍀⏃☌⍜⋏ ⋔⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀." You would've kept talking but you all had finally arrived at the kitchen.
The place was bustling, demon's shuffling past you with exotic foods on platters.
A plate of Enderian foods passed by and you spotted Ranboo's eyes trailing after it. You plucked off a chorus fruit, nodding in thanks to the waiter.
"Here, ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⍜⋏⟒," You handed it to him with your best human smile. Ranboo didn't seem to mind your toothy grin, an excited shine in his lidless eyes.
A tiny blond human peeks out of Ranboo's side like in one of those human cartoons, watching with narrowed eyes. "What're you giving Ranboob?"
"Chorus fruit," You gesture to the plates of food still left. Despite being told not to steal food repeatedly by your sister, you picked up another chorus fruit with a wicked smile. "Try some."
The protective one snatched one too, like a little nestling hoarding food. He even had the little horns too! They shoved it in their mouths, eyes glowing purple before simultaneously they both teleported.
You and Bad snickered like nestlings. As growing flames, you'd give chorus fruit to unsuspecting diplomats. One would think precious little Bad Boy Halo wouldn't do pranks but if only they knew you had been his first target since you were nestlings.
Ranboo giggled too, already aware of what happened. The blond appeared only a few feet to the left, right next to Sapnap. But the horned one went further, seven feet away, onto a mostly empty countertop with one of their feet in human mash potatoes.
"Pff-!" The blond laughed, high pitched and loud. "Look! Your- your freaking foot!"
The horned one glared at the blond, not even lifting his foot out of the mash.
"I mean," Ranboo snickered into his hand. "You do look pretty ridiculous Tubbo."
"I will kill you in your sleep and eat your organs," Tubbo said with a sinister smile. Then they tilted their head to the golden one. "And Tommy, stop laughing at Ranboo or you'll be next."
Tommy went stock still. It was hilarious how terrified he was of someone so tiny.
"Nestling- Baby Flame!" You interrupt, calling out to Sapnap. He blinked up at you, all soft edges and warm colours. "Come eat, ʖᔑʖ|| ⎓ꖎᔑᒲᒷ ."
"And you too," You turn towards Ranboo. "Growing flames cannot feast on air."
Ranboo stares, his head tilted like a confused hell-hound. "More fruit?"
Tubbo and Tommy saddled up to Ranboo's sides. "More fruit." It wasn't a question and that probably amused you more.
You glanced to the side where the piglin and the angel stand; the angel golding up a human who looked horribly bored. "Would you like something too?"
"Yes!" The human said, pushing their glasses back.
"Wil, I don't-!"
"Shh! Don't decline the free food, birdza," Wil said happily, having already flipped Phil's cloak over their eyes. They go oddly still until the piglin sighs and flips it back over. Phil blinks rapidly like he just suddenly woke up.
"Birdza," Tommy and Tubbo whisper in unison. "Crowfather, crowfather, crowfather."
The most ironic part might be that Phil was obviously a Raven. You give Bad a look that makes him giggle, "Well, help yourself to anything."
"Are you sure we're allowed to eat this?" The pretty brown-haired human asked, peeking over Tubbo's shoulder. They had a cute little mushroom pin that matched with Sapnaps. How cute!
"Of course we can. Who's gonna tell their prince no." You wave your hand dismissively. Turning back to the counter, you pick up a platter of golden apples; safe for every species.
"What?!?" Most of them yelled even Tommy who had already shoved a golden apple in his mouth. Sapnap stared at you in disbelief. "You're a prince?"
You blink, "Yes? You didn't know this?"
"Well, you didn't tell them, you silly muffinhead!"Bad shook his head like he was any better.
"You didn't tell them either! ᒲᒷᔑリ╎ᒷ !" You pout, you sulk over to Sapnap. It's easier to force nestlings to eat than it is arguing with Bad. For someone so short, he held a lot of stubbornness. You shove the golden apples in Sapnap's face. "Eat."
He picks it up slowly, turning to the brunet. "Want one, George?"
"Sure," They shrug, unphased. They pluck it out of Sapnap's hand but it's done so easily that you're sure they've done it before. Sapnap then plucks another two golden apples off the platter. Your nestling takes a large bite out of one before he moved to hand it to the masked one. Sapnap bumps both of their shoulders and your grin widens.
You had suspected a bond! How pleased you were to be right.
Quickly the golden apples were taken until only two were left. You spotted Ranboo and his friends picking at more chorus fruit. You look toward Bad. After a second's hesitation, you hand Bad a golden apple. He looks at it, face soft but still guarded.
Slowly, scared like a skeleton cat, he held out a hand to you. With gentle movement, he pulls you closer. His human hands are rough, calloused as they rub circles into your hips. It tickles in a way, the light hold that lingers over your skin. You hardly realized human skin was that sensitive until now. Bad goes closer until your foreheads are pressed together in a way your horns would never allow, a gentle rumbling in his chest so soft that even you can barely hear it.
He doesn't say anything, just holds your waist like he's scared you'll pull away. You could if you wanted to. It's warm being held in his arms, a weird sort of warmth compared to the burning heat that powers everyone in the Nether. It feels so nice, being held. He croons softly, a childish little noise that makes your insides gooey.
"M'sorry about earlier," he mutters to you, just for you. You can feel his flames flickering in his chest, gentle as they curl around his fingertips and press into your skin. His flames cannot hurt you, you've always known, and as they spread across your skin like soft kisses you can almost hear the apology they are giving you too. "I'm still- I know we aren't growing flames anymore but I still feel like we're back in the Academy with those mean muffin heads. I'm scared even though I know they'd never... But I'm still sorry."
"It hurt when you rejected me earlier." You say, not to add to his guilt but because you're being honest. "But I know what you mean. Apology accepted, little flame."
"Not little," he mutters half-heartedly. He nuzzles his nose into yours, truly like a skeleton cat. You brush your own flame over his arm, fingers wrapped around gentle human skin as you brush swirls of flames and embers that flicker around his arm. It curls around his shoulder, invisible to everyone but you two.
Or, you suddenly realized, three. Well, Sapnap politely keeps silent about it so you let it go on for another few seconds before pulling back. Bad smiles at you, his little fangs peeking out.
"Your royal highness," A chef calls to you, flour and something unnamed dirtying her apron. "Her Majesty the Queen has asked for you and your companions to head to the dining hall. And-" she hesitates, "her majesty would like Sir Halo to know that when the festivities are over she will, uh, beat his ass in the courtyard for not saying hello to her."
You cackle in glee, excitedly clapping your hands together. "Oh what a sight that will be." Turning towards the humans, you smile widely. "Well now, let's not dawdle. Anna is what you humans call a bitch when angry!"
They follow easily, in a quiet line behind you and Bad as you hum a demonic tune to yourself. When you reach the large doors to the dining hall, propped open enough for you to spot your sister in her golden throne.
"Alright Bad, time to morph!"
The humans can hardly ask or even say anything before you and Bad start rapidly growing. Now you're sure they've seen Bad morph at least once or twice, but the way they're staring at you is a bit awkward. It's like they've never seen any other human-Esque being suddenly multiplied in height.
With a wicked grin, you stretch your wings. The leather is so uncomfortable when it sticks together so the moment cool air brushes past them, you sigh happily. "Alright, let's go!"
The humans blink before they seemingly shake it off. Sapnap grins up at you as he passes through the doors ahead of you, truly your baby flame is the cutest.
Soon it is just you and Bad. Finally, you pull him closer and knock your horns together. He trills happily, lovingly. As you pull apart, you brush a sharp nailed finger across his cheek. "Welcome back, little flame."
"Glad to be back," he says before pressing a sweet kiss to your lips. It makes your flames grow soft as he pulls away with flame lit cheeks. The phantom feeling of his apple flavoured taste on your tongue makes you impatient for the dinner to end. "Let's go before Anna sends guards after us again."
"I'd freeze her if she tries," You say even as you head towards the doors. Bad rolls his eyes at you but he still links his fingers through yours.
{《☆》}
[This is my longest fic... I wrote it all in my notebook... I hate all of you /lh]
[I can't remember what I've told you guys and what I haven't but I'm back in school so free time for me is sporadic, especially since my doggo gave birth to 4 puppies. I'm mainly focusing on rewriting my outline for Distance so everything I'll post is like pre written from before I hated my plot line.]
[N e ways I did a lot of "worldbuilding" for demons while simultaneously not knowing a thing about demons. I am not a religious person. I am simply pulling things from nowhere and also Pinterest.]
[L0v3, k1ng]
Skeppy: *gets a girlfriend*
Every skephalo shipper: I CANT POG THROUGH THE PAIN
Badboyhalo: turns evil
Everyone: :00
Technoblade: and they called me a mad man
Badboyhalo: *exists*
Technoblade: stab or no stab
Oh okay!
Maybe Platonic Badboyhalo HCs with A reader who's like really chaotic , violent and loud, And probably swears 24/7. Everytime Bbh says "language" everytime they swear they just mock him or something.
Their just a complete annoying goofy ahh hole
I love this idea!! >:D
Masterlist
Platonic BadBoyHalo hcs With a Chaotic Reader!
Warnings: Swearing, probably badly written since these are my first dsmp hcs
He honestly has no clue as to how he can keep up with you, your just so chaotic compared to how calm he is most of the time
A majority of the streams you two do together is just Bad being all calm and you screaming about god knows what
Yet you and Skeppy get along great, you both like to prank Bad together
You could start raging about dying in Minecraft and Bad is frantically trying to get you to calm down as he can hear you beating the literal shit out of your poor gaming chair (Simular to what Quackity does)
I can just imagine you cursing and Bad yelling “Language!” And in Minecraft he can just see your character slowly turn around and look at him and then hear you yelling out random curse words from your side of the call just to irritate him
He’d probably mute you until you apologize and promise not to do it again
Yet as soon as you’re unmuted you just go “Fuck you, Bad!” And then your muted again
There are times where you’re actually calm but that’s not that common
You and Tommy probably like to join a call together with Bad and just start yelling out swears
But nonetheless Bad enjoys your company and he likes talking to you, despite the fact you worry him sometimes with your constant yelling and chaos but he’s mostly used to it because he’s been friends with Tommy so
You two tend to goof around on the smp and you blocking obsidian around him while he’s afk
You act like an asshole to Bad (In a friendly way) but if anyone genuinely makes Bad upset you go and have a friendly chat with them (It’s mainly just you cursing them out)
And Bad trying to convince you that it’s okay and that you don’t need to say anything to the person that made him upset
I hope you like it!! :D I hope it’s alright for my first dsmp character hcs <3