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Shhh don't tell anyone, but I was anonymous.
These are the headcanons I sent
1) Every time he's streaming, without fail, Jamie at some point interrupts and says something like "oh you're doing the twitchy again".
2) The Doctor doesn't know how he can possibly react to "the twitchy". The viewers love Jamie's shenanigans and wish he would stay on the stream more often.
3) 11 frequently shows up in chat as "fezzesRcool" to complement 2's bowtie
4) The Master (in any incarnation) has watched every single minute of every single stream but has never donated, commented or interacted with the stream in any way beyond watching it because they don't wanna get caught.
5) Every time 2 says "oh my giddy aunt" the viewers die a little on the inside and wish he would just swear like a normal person.
6) 2 has no idea what the donations are but he knows the viewers like it when he plays the flute every time it happens.
7) Nobody knows what his channel is about because every stream is so vastly different from the last. Somehow it still gathers a large following that tunes in often because it's fun every time.
8) How did 2 learn to set up Twitch? And then stream?? Nobody knows. It's more a mystery than his name is.
I feel kinda ~stupid~ because I sent an ask first with the headcanons instead of just reblogging the post in the first place oops...
Um. The 2nd Doctor was in my dream yesterday, but uh he was a Twitch streamer? I don't know what to do with this information. Uh I have headcanons forming but like, I'm in shock?
This ask made me laugh for hours.
Also, just to add to your headcanon (which is valid and you should pursue its creation)
He does a skit in every stream where if he receives a donation he plays the flute.
He's dressed with that obnoxious fur coat and big diva sunglasses.
His stream is just him criticizing the economic system and capitalism for 14 and a half hours each day
Hi! I love your art style so much!!! Have a nice day.
THAnk you omg!!!!ILY!!
could you please update the top!spock tag? (I just like me some bottom!jim <3) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING <333
The tag has gotten lo’s new fic since this ask was sent. Also the pon farr tag is mostly Top!spock stories.
Prehensile: An Alien Love Story by Pamdizzle
That trust was the only reason he was here, Jim reminded himself. Spock had come to him, unlearned in the demands of physical need, and confided that he could not seem to ‘alleviate the symptoms’ of his physical arousal on his own. He’d come to Jim for pointers, for Chrissake.
Call Me Brother by Deanna Gray
Based on the TOS episode “Whom Gods Destroy”. When Kirk tells Garth that Spock is his brother, he has no idea the connotations of that word when it comes to Vulcans. But he’s about to find out.
Happy Anniversary by sunshine
Jim seduces Spock.
I Have Mapped the Curves of Your Body by Atilol
Kirk makes Spock lose his logic.
A Different Past by Kerchan
Spock x Kirk. Perhaps they are not so different after all. TOS!Spock x TOS!Kirk, nu!Spock x nu!Kirk.
Dom/sub
Loving You From Top to Bottom by verizonhorizon
Bedroom activities between the lovers spark conflict and (orgasmic) resolution.
Emergency Sex Pollen Contact by TheShinyLizard
“Yes, Spock?” Kirk asked, drowsy with sleep.
“There is a message on my terminal, asking me to be your MDM-Alpha2b emergency contact. Please clarify.”
Encircled by Rynne
Spock has a ring kink, which doesn’t exactly help his control when Jim decides to buy a wedding ring. And wear it. In public.
Prime-fix-it tag update? I'm begging on my knees here, if that helps?
Some of these are more generations fix-it stories
Last Breath by Djinn
What do you say to a soul mate you forgot? This is a challenge fic. The challenge details are at the end of the story.
Your Trouble Is In You by druxy_kexy
Spock relies on his memories of Jim to cope with being stranded in an alternate universe. But after he is poisoned by an unknown substance, his ability to remember his past begins to fade. The crew of the Enterprise joins him in his search to find a cure before all of his memories are gone
Warnings: brief suicidal thoughts
THIS. It is one of the Spock Prime Big Bang fics, has wonderfully original plot and is so well written. I had the honour of doing art for this in the big bang.
Starlight by Brian J Christopher (ikudou)
Spock always considered trying to locate the Nexus illogical, and futile. He didn’t come looking for it; one universe over, it found him. And it was hungry.
Never Parted by Tlema
What if Picard managed to revive Jim Kirk before Spock set out to save Romulus?
I was so sure I had recced this already, but realized I had put link for different story with this summary. The shame…
i'm love your pathologic art so much... you have such a nice way of articulating faces and it goes rly well with the texture of your digital paint :O
Omg thank you so much anon.
All ur ideas are good.... as the saying goes, “ur sexy as hell and ur meat is huge”
Ahhhhhh thank you oof. I can now say I was called sexy as hell on valentine s day my power will be unstoppable (no but really thank you so much this makes me very happy)
Yeah, I’m updated on that. I literally live in the corner where I can see the chaos *coughs* I mean celebrating by my window. It’s basically people waving the Mexico flag parading on the streets, throwing fireworks, and police closing the streets keeping watch.
Please restrain yourself from touching ashtheshota. Warning: There is people who get triggered by sudden actions. *cough* @meganegabishoujo *cough*
Awwww, aren't chu my cute lil shota ^-^ *kisses your cheek* Chu!
@meganegabishoujo ……….
me violaron el cachete, necesito terapia Q-Q
Do you know bendy the dancing??
Yes! J love jt so much that J really can’t wajt for chapter 3 to come out of hell already!! J ljterally sold my soul to thjs fandom now!!!
Do you like hentai??? ;)
Ehehehehe!!
People in tumblr are seriously weird :/ I mean are they in drugs or something?! Are YOU on drugs?! Give me some!! I'll bet part of weirdness :u
Yes, only the one’s that J’m prescrjbed to :u
Words to describe blood without saying crimson or blood?
Blood—the fluid that circulates in the heart, arteries, capillaries, and veins of a vertebrate animal carrying nourishment and oxygen to and bringing away waste products from all parts of the body
Arterial - relating to or being the bright red blood present in most arteries that has been oxygenated in lungs or gills
Body fluid - a fluid or fluid secretion (such as blood, lymph, saliva, semen, or urine) of the body
Carmine - a vivid red
Cerise - a moderate red
Claret - a dark purplish red
Clot - a coagulated mass produced by clotting of blood
Cruor - obsolete: the clotted portion of coagulated blood
Ensanguine - to make bloody; crimson
Geranium - a vivid or strong red
Gore - blood, especially: clotted blood
Hematic - of, relating to, or containing blood
Hematoid - resembling blood
Hemoglobin - an iron-containing respiratory pigment of vertebrate red blood cells that consists of a globin composed of four subunits each of which is linked to a heme molecule, that functions in oxygen transport to the tissues after conversion to oxygenated form in the gills or lungs, and that assists in carbon dioxide transport back to the gills or lungs after surrender of its oxygen
Hemoid - resembling blood
Ichor - a thin watery or blood-tinged discharge
Incarnadine - bloodred
Juices - the natural fluids of an animal body
Maroon - a dark red
Plasma - the fluid part of blood, lymph, or milk as distinguished from suspended material
Puce - a dark red
Ruddle - red ocher (i.e., a red earthy hematite used as a pigment)
Russet - a reddish brown
Sanguine - bloodred; consisting of or relating to blood
Scarlet - any of various bright reds
Vermilion - any of various red pigments
More: Word Lists ⚜ Blood ⚜ Exsanguination ⚜ On Blood
Ma’am.. might I say how EXCITED I am for this story??? The progression? The backstory?? The development of the relationships???? *chefs kiss* 🤌🤌💕💕 the talent is simply astounding
You can't imagine how happy you've just made me.
I'm so grateful for every one of you guys' feedbacks and this one!! This one just made my whole YEAR hahaha ♡
Thank you so much for your kind words and I hope you have the loveliest day. I appreciate it so much, it motivates me to keep going.
Lol the book's murderer had a guy wearing a coat and hat that made it hard to tell who he was/what gender he was. There was literally nothing about him crossdressing or being trans. Maybe you should actually research stuff before parroting the crowd.
I found this link that I think you might benefit from it. It shows that racism and transphobia are very much present in the Strike series.
Also, someone else pointed out in a comment on my previous post (the link to their profile) another terrible fact: JK Rowling’s pen name for her newer books, Robert Galbraith, is actually the name of a man who pioneered Gay Conversion Therapies.
Upon hearing about this, I immediately looked it up and found that it was true. I picked this article because I thought it explained beautifully just how harmful Gay Conversion Therapies really were. While the author of the article seemed to be willing to chalk it up to a very unfortunate coincidence, I will not for the following reasons:
Let’s say she didn’t know Robert Galbraith was a real person, it was still JK Rowling’s responsibility to check whether her desired pen name was a real person or not.
After she “found out” about who this monster was, her only reaction was to claim she didn’t know and then continue using the pen name as if nothing. This is disgusting.
Is this enough research for you?
If you refuse to accept that the author has views that oppose yours and is still the author of the product you so care for, then you have no business investing in Harry Potter. You call her a bigot, yet who is the one who is being intolerant and hateful? Not Joanne. She talked about abuse and oppression against women and you and your ilk couldn't stand that she lives in the real world and has experienced real abuse based on her sex and that she knows a vast amount of other women do as well. So go ahead and be demeaning and bigoted (which means intolerant of others' beliefs), but stay away from Harry Potter. You are not welcome.
Hey Anon, firstly I would like to thank you for giving me the perfect opportunity to talk about JK Rowling and how harmful she is, and also why I personally don’t stand by her.
“You call her a bigot, yet who is the one being intolerant and hateful? Not Joanne.”
One of the loudest issues at the moment is the way she views transgender people. She has said before that people can dress however they like and love whoever they love, and honestly, she was set in the right direction by saying this. However, she turned right around and started invalidating trans people (particularly trans women) by saying that they’re not real women because they don’t face the same oppression as a cisgender woman.
Transgender women face a lot of oppression just by being trans (where they get constantly harassed, assaulted, and even killed), and they also get oppressed for being women (where they get constantly harassed, assaulted, belittled, and even killed).
So, keeping this in mind, JK Rowling has been supporting and investing in several platforms that are harmful for trans people. Is that not being intolerant and hateful?
The part of the fandom who oppose JK Rowling are the people who are (or should be) protecting trans people, who your beloved author is trying to eliminate. We are intolerant, yes, but only to the views that harms them.
Also, a little side note: I have also heard (though I don’t know if it was ultimately published or not) that she was writing a book about a man who dresses as a woman to kill people. Considering her transphobic views, what do you think she’s trying to do with that? How do you think people will take it?
Some other issues we face when reading the Harry Potter series is the racism, and ironically, misogyny.
We barely ever see any POC characters, and if we do, we always see some terrible stereotypes and really lazy attempts to portray them. As a POC myself, I’m always hurt by the lack of research she did while writing these side characters. It’s really disheartening.
As for the misogyny in the book, I find it ironic that we see so much of it when the author claims to be a feminist. You can’t be a feminist and also pit the majority of the female characters against each other simply because some of them are more feminine and emotional than others. Feminism isn’t only about equality, it’s also about standing together when we demand for said equality. If you write about girls hating each other simply because they like girly things, then you’re not a true feminist.
Also, on the same subject, the majority of the female characters’ plots revolved around men. Where’s the independence of these women? A lot of them were so badass, only for it to be ruined because they just had to revolve around men—even when it was totally out of character for them. We know nothing about the Chosen One’s own mother, which is one of the things that drives me absolutely mad.
These are all issues that come to mind at the moment, I might add more later.
“She talked about abuse and oppression against women and you and your ilk couldn’t stand that she lives in the real world and has experience real abuse based on het sex and that she knows a vast amount of other women do as well.”
I’m not sure what your definition of “living in the real world” is, but here’s mine:
A person that can recognize their own oppression as well as the sufferings of others without having to invalidate them.
Are women oppressed? Yes, 100% they are. But does that give me the excuse to invalidate other people’s experiences as women? NO!
Also, I have experienced harassment, sexism, and injustice for being a woman (I identify as gender non-conforming, btw), too. I know of women who have been sexually violated, of women who have been abused, and mistreated because of their sex as well, most of them don’t invalidate transgender people. So your argument is irrelevant.
Also that logic doesn’t make any sense at all. Look at it this way: I have been deaf since the day I was born, and I have suffered immensely because of it. Hearing classmates (and people in general) would make my life a living hell—to the point where I couldn’t even think about school or leaving the house without suffering from a mental breakdown for months. Does that mean I’ll be hateful and invalidating to someone who became deaf later on in their lives? No, because they’re not related to this particular experience I’ve had with hearing people.
“So go ahead, and be demeaning and bigoted (which means intolerant of others’ beliefs), but stay away from Harry Potter. You are not welcomed.”
I don’t think I’m being demeaning, if anything, she is. And you too, since you’re so angry that I stand by protecting trans people (who are also human beings, in case it escaped your notice).
Also, thank you so much for explaining what bigoted means. If you hadn’t, my little pea brain would have worked itself to the point of exhaustion while trying to figure out what you mean.
Finally, it’s funny that you think you can tell me what to do. No, I’m not staying away from Harry Potter. In fact, I’ll rewrite the whole thing just because I can and want people to actually feel represented in the series. You can stay in your own lane and I will stay in mine. I don’t want to be welcomed in the TERF’s side of the fandom.
EDIT:
Why the Strike series is problematic + JKRoach’s pen name (with links)
What's your opinion on each of the Weasleys?
Hi! That’s a really great question! I might be adding some headcanons into the mix, hope that’s okay.
Bill Weasley: I had a major crush on him when I was younger, he was just so badass. I still like him, but now I focus on Fleur. Anyway, I picture him as a third-parent because the oldest kids (especially in big families like his) are always plunged into the responsibilities of caring for the younger ones when the parents are unavailable for any reason.
Charlie Weasley: He’s asexual, you can’t tell me otherwise. I also had a Charlie phase when I first read about him, mostly because of his dragons. I think he was also forced into the responsibility of being yet another parent, but perhaps not as much as Bill. I also think he intentionally decided to be far from his family, not because he doesn’t love them or anything, but perhaps because home got overwhelming.
Percy Weasley: There’s a lot of controversy here. I don’t think about him much, but I relate to him in some ways. I think he was feeling forgotten. In a big family, the kids are constantly fighting for the spotlight, for the love and praise of their parents. But then, when you add Harry to the mix, it just becomes impossible to get your parents to listen for a minute. I think he got lost in his search for validation, though in no way do I think he’s way of handling it was correct.
Fred Weasley: Everyone says that he’s the harsher twin, that he’s the leader, and honestly, I see it. I do think he was extremely sensitive, despite the way he behaves in public. Like you insult something he’s already self-conscious about and he’ll cut you down with words, but he’ll also sulk about it for the rest of the day.
George Weasley: He’s my favorite. Solely because of the immense post-war potential now that he only has one ear. I feel like people should realize that this is the perfect opportunity to introduce the Deaf community into the wizarding world. (Am I self-portraying here? Yes, yes I am). George Weasley talking in sign language? Sign me up!
Ron Weasley: I don’t understand why so many people dislike him. He was an amazing friend to Harry, he was brave, he was loyal, he was just awesome. I think a lot of people saw him get jealous a few times and clung to it. He’s one of the youngest kids in his family, the pressure is insane especially because of all the accomplishments each of his siblings have. Cut him some damn slack.
Ginny Weasley: The movies destroyed her. She was incredibly badass throughout the entire series and I loved her. One thing I will complain about is the way she treated Fleur for no reason. Like, sweetie, your internalized misogyny is showing. Other than that, loved her. Also I have this headcanons where she shaves her hair off after the war, and Molly completely flips because her daughter had such pretty hair.
Molly Weasley: She was, by no means, a perfect mother. There’s a lot of things I really didn’t like about her (like the way she never bothered to differentiate her twins), but I never doubted her love and devotion to her kids. Plus she was such an angel when it came to Harry, she was just what the poor guy needed.
Arthur Weasley: Please don’t kill me, but I’m very neutral about him. He’s a good father, of course, but I personally don’t feel any kind of attachment to the man, I don’t know why.
I think I’ve got all the Weasleys, whew! Thank you, Anon, for the question. It was fun to answer 💜
What happens if you fall in love with someone here?
I will cherish every moment with her. I would want to keep her as long as possible with me. I am always upfront about my life situation. So I am sure she is prepared as well to be in love with me. Also the connection will be strictly online only. I have set my boundaries that I won't make friends or fall in love with someone from my country. That's for theirs and my safety.
I am talking tk the daddy nowww
Yessssss finally I can talk to you ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you for the DM.
Hi dadddyyyy
Hellooo my anonymous Princess😍❤️
I really like your artwork!
Aww! That's so sweet of you to say!
Do you have any other places where you post things?
I do! I have an Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/itsasimplereason/
this is where I tend to post things like sketches :)
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And I have a sideblog
itsasimplesideblog.tumblr.com
where I reblog all the stuff that catches my interest :)
Hey! How is your zine going?
It’s going really well actually!! In fact I’ve been amazed at the amount of people who have taken interest! To steal Impulse’s phrase, it’s totally crash!
I got the blog ( @todayisthedayyjzine ) all set up and a friend of mine (__epic_grapes on Instagram) joined as a mod, which has made things way easier to maintain :)
We currently are still just taking applications from artists, but they close December 12th and I’m super excited to start seeing what people come up with once we pick people!
Also thanks for asking! When I saw this I thought it was going to be for the actual zine blog, but when I saw it was on this blog it made me really happy :)
When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy. Then send to the last ten people in your notifications anonymously.
thanks anon but i don’t really do chainmail stuff
i got like five of these on tennnii but i’m just,,, not a fan of these
ah why not
1. my datemate2. Happy Synthesizer is a song that makes me smile no matter what3. drawing and writing!4. sleep5. singing when nobody is listening
love your blog:3
all wet now
Thank you sweetie:) glad I could get you going😭🤭🩷 I'm so silly