Among Other Things This Bastard Nerd Has Done - Blog Posts

Bassard babby boy

I’ve been playing him in an RP and here is a list of things he’s done in no particular order:

Casually grabbed a squirrel out of a tree and ate its soul, within like a minute of meeting the other characters.

*Points at the wall thing up there* That.

Ate an entire hawk (it wasn’t one of his proudest moments)

Stood in the middle of a bright, sunshiny field, on an absolutely beautiful day, and was grumpy about it.

Bullied the prince (who was also there due to AU/timeline shenanigans), A LOT. (His favorite thing to do is scare him apparently)

Got so angry that fire started coming out of his mouth and eyes

Fell asleep in the middle of reading while draped over a beanbag chair, because he was just that comfortable.

Threw a hissy fit and turned into his Big Scary Noodle form, only to wind up crammed awkwardly into one half of the room he was in and unable to really move until he could calm back down.

Tenouttaten, would stub my toe for this awful gremlin.