this stupid blog is everything to me and explains so much about me and that's so embarrassing. i honestly never want anyone i know to find this and know it's me
dating me is an unforgettable experience
not bc i was like, really memorable or anything, i just keep accidentally giving people scars
stay dehydrated❤️ fuck therapy❤️ kill your family❤️ throw your meds down the toilet❤️ die❤️
in the mood to kill everyone
self care is cutting everyone off and locking yourself in and never speaking again actually
i'm so fucking good at hating people. like, oh, you're just existing? well, i Don't like you. you annoy me and i kinda need you to SHUT UP this instant! peace and love!!
They need to invent a guy dead on the floor emoji
they should invent a me that doesn't feel like they're never going to amount to anything after making one minor mistake
this is actually the funniest thing i've ever made. my GOD
ALSO credits to @cholvoq cuz i used their redesign in this 😛👍👍👍