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Have you eaten today?

Have you consumed water today?

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Have you slept recently?

Do you have any chores in process that you've forgotten about or are putting off? (Laundry that needs taken out of the machine, a dishwasher full of dishes that need put away, etc.)

Have you taken all your meds?

If the answer is "All good," feel free to keep scrolling!

But if any of these reminded you of something you need to do, please take care of yourself. 💕

She is a little ray of sunshine

Also his base skill works well with tequila and shamare

If you're struggling to obtain Nymph and/or find her to be just too pink, small and expensive to raise may I interest you in…

my mediocre son?

His talent? Immediate attack boost! No pesky stacking needed.

His skills?

Pretty good! He hits two enemies at once at a very high rate of fire! He deals 175% damage per hit with his S2, every 0.84 seconds! To two targets! Nymph does something slightly different I think!

His voice? …hehe. Simply unmatched.

His swag? Out of this world. You've seen it.

His price? A mere 3600 red certs in the store.

Does this count as yet another time a star wars fan saying the sequel trilogy would've been good if it was good?

The cast of the Original Trilogy had cliched, boring character concepts that were executed wonderfully enough for it not to matter. 

 The cast of the Prequel Trilogy had interesting concepts that were executed poorly enough to make them seem utterly stupid. 

The cast of the Sequel Trilogy had amazing, thought-provoking concepts that were executed in the town square and put up on pikes as a warning to others.

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

I got this under a post about Tumblr being a faesite, what does it mean?

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!