“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.
"[character] lives in my head rent free" same bestie. probably in a different way though
This year you:
Fakeclaimed yourself 5,729 times
Accidentally discovered 92 trauma memories
Immediately forgot 92 trauma memories
Contradicted something a different headmate said 288 times
Almost outed yourself 45 times
Had littles spend all your money 67 times
Forgot what you were doing 2,890 times
Failed to mask as the host 176 times
Split who knows how many new headmates
Repeated the same story 39 times
Got jumpscared by your reflection 103 times
Your top moods this year:
Who the fuck am I
What if I’m secretly faking it
How long have I been standing here dissociating
I suddenly hate (current activity)
When did we split (headmate)???
"When we accept something like a 14(c) certificate as allowable, especially for organizations that are supposed to be supporting disabled people, we’re saying that a living wage is only for a select group."
doctor: good news! The tests were negative!
Patient: so… what’s wrong with me then?
doctor: we don’t know :)
patient: so are you going to run more tests?
doctor: haha, no.
Like to charge, reblog to cast
no babe I love when you open 100 tabs then go dormant for 6 months you're such a good headmate yes of course I'll just sort of minimize the window and ignore it until you come back don't worryyy
today a small group of around 80 pro palestine protesters managed to shut down the bay bridge, which connects the cities of san francisco and oakland, for around 6 hours.
their strategy? they parked their cars in a horizontal line to block west bound traffic, and then proceeded to throw their keys into the water bellow.
joe biden is currently visiting san francisco for the apec summit.
daily affirmations 🙏
Disability tips and ideas from abled people: "buy a robotic hand that will flex for you so you can open and close your hands" "stair climbing wheelchair!" "Here's a robot that will use AI and complicated technology to feed you"
Disability tips and ideas from other disabled people: "get a bidet hose so you can freshen up when full showers are too hard" "stick the fork handle in a piece of pool noodle so you can actually grip the damn thing, if that doesn't work, tape it!" "you can totally tip your chair back on the anti-tip wheels and recline if you need to, just don't try and propel like that."
The difference is low vs high tech, cost, and general usability. Disability tech and aids need to pass a certain line of "is this more help than hinderance?" before they become useful. Cost, ease of use, need, and a couple other things all influence that.
If your first reaction to a mental disorder is to demonize it, you're ableist.
Yes, if your first reaction to paraphilias is to demonize them, you are ableist.
Yes, if your reaction to NPD/HPD/ASPD is to demonize them, you are ableist.
Yes, if your first reaction to actual intrusive thoughts is to demonize them, you are ableist.
Zero : They/Thema big ol' fruit with lots of love to give⭐️icon by @time-woods
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