I Lied But You Only Get Sketches

#he’s doing his best bonus:

Scenes I need...

Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!

Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.

Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?

Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?

Loki: …maybe a three?

Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.

Loki: -thinking- I like him.

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

Your no sister of mine ( ° △ °|||)

Ok

I get One Direction is old but……I still love their music.

THEY KNOW

Switch your blogs while you can, folks.

@cavey236

Little Sister: Why would you tell me to look up yaoi?!

Me: *Laughing* Because you didn't expect it!

Little sister: That's so mean! Now excuse me while I read the Bible!

Darn it I got excited too. Thought I was about to get my first actual follower -you know one that isn't a bot or my sister-