Souda: *walks In* Hey, How Y'all-

Just about to log off, even though essentially nobody knows who I am, and...

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Jewish Journal

Beverly Hills Persian Synagogue Vandalized Over Shabbat | Jewish Journal

UPDATE: Dec 14, 3 p.m. At around 2 p.m. the Beverly Hills Police Department (BHPD) held a press conference outside Nessah Synagogue and issu

(if youre jewish, the following four photos of the vandalism might be upsetting to see, just as a warning.)

Komaeda: So I tried catching fog today...

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Amami: What's the most uplifting song you've ever listened to?

Akamatsu: Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive".

Chabashira: Katy Perry's "Roar".

Saihara: Bo Burnham's "Kill Yourself".

Amami: Saihara no-

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my favorite part of the funeral is when the pastor goes "it's mourning time" and mourns all over the coffin