March 2006

Halloween - Bats

Welcome to the ZAON blog!

You're asking me these questions: "What's ZAON?" & "Why are you dedicating a blog about it?" Well, I'll answer these two questions and maybe more.

"What is ZAON?"

ZAON, an acronym for Zero & Over Network, is a media network aimed at families. The full name implies that this network is for all ages and for all walks of life.

ZAON is structured and a 24/7 family network like Disney Channel, but has the fun weirdness and creativity like Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network. Basically, it's Nickelodeon for regular families.

"Why are you dedicating a blog about it?"

I've always wanted to do an alternate timeline on what if there was a fourth successful family network competing with Nickelodeon, Disney Channel, and Cartoon Network.

That's it for now! I'm thinking up some neat ideas and other stuff to post on this blog. If you have any more questions, comments, and/or suggestions for ZAON, please feel free to reply to the blog's Mailbox.

Thanks!

How come “Adult” animated “comedies” always resort to the most juvenile middle school humor imaginable like they’re made by 14 year olds straight out of football practice

Like we get it, you can say the fuck word and make the dick jokes, did you just hit puberty?

I love seeing animatronics and puppets in films and TV shows.

It’s incredible stuff.

And it never fails to be absolutely incredible to see.

first they phased out the 22 episode season then they phased out the 13 episode season and now they’re phasing out the 10 episode season like can you guys go watch fucking movies or something and stop trying to “tighten” television

Cheetos Cheesy Checkers: Cheesyology

Taken from Disney Adventures: July 1996 (Back Cover) Link: https://archive.org/details/disney-adventures-magazine-volume-06-number-09-july-1996