Oooooo
Instead of telling someone you don’t like to “go to hell” try telling them to “go buy a Tesla. “ One guarantees there will be flames, and the other is a fictional place
Oooo
This is how I will be measuring my height from now on.
You'd think Americans would have come up with this already, but here we are.
OMFG!!!!!
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy x AI
Okay
violence
😎😎🥵🥵👏👏😈
Yes then Brooklyn
My Favorite TV Shows (ranked by my followers) #05. Brooklyn Nine Nine (September 17, 2013-September 16, 2021) I’m happy to be here with my family. My super weird family with two black dads, and two latina daughters, and two white sons, and Gina, and… I don’t know what you are, some… strange baby. To the Nine-Nine!
This is too good. :)
Remus: hey, why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Sirius: because they don’t have the right koalafications
Remus: no you dumb piece of shit, it’s because they’re marsupials
Sirius, muttering: the one time I think he’s trying to tell a joke I get it wrong, fucking-
Emma and Taylor!!!!
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